Look at this:
Whatever will they think of next!? It's a tiny peg I've just stol- um, borrowed from a pub. It was connected to the menu. But I figure the bar staff probably nicked it off some little fairytale, forest-dwelling elf while she pegged her husband's undercrackers on the washing line.
Either way it's mine now.
COMING SOON:
I'll regale you with the tale of how I spent a significant proportion of Sunday with an immense purple thing that drew gasps of shock, awe, and yes, delight, from everyone who glimpsed it.
6 comments:
Is it wooden or plastic? Wooden fuels the imagination. I love finding things in pubs. And borrowing them.
I'd never have had you pegged as a thief.
Dinah - it's a proper wooden peg! It's like they took a full-sized one and popped it in a shrink-o-tronic 3000. BAM! Next thing you know it's 2.5 centimetres long!!
Skillz - Heh heh, that's a good one! And in my defense, I did say borrowed; I'll take it back at some point... honest...
A de-big-ulated peg. Ingenious!
Oh, and I must say: I'm really looking forward to the 'immense purple thing' post.
I actually woke up this morning and thought the peg was a dream, some figment of my imagination ... but no, there it is sitting on my desk.
I haven't a clue what to do with it... Maybe I should set up a tiny washing line?
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