GODDAMN VIBRO-FRIDGE! I HATE VIBRO-FRIDGE!!
(Walks off shaking fist in the air in an irate and possibly comical fashion)
This post would be longer, were it not for the fact that I'm going to have to go lean against the fridge again.
On the plus side, leaning against the fridge is quite pleasurable, and possibly has medicinal benefits for sore/aching muscles.
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Oh oh! I also have a vibro fridge! I only realised when the fruit bowl started vibrating and thought maybe it was something to do with the satsumas.= I had just put in.
I see you have thought of your own marketing plan! "for sore and aching muscles you need....vibro fridge!"
Seriously, you should be trying to market this idea more.
Ooo, Anonymous... how cryptic! Did you buy magical satsumas? That could possibly explain it. If not, I'd definitely give the manufacturer a ring!
Dora - definitely! You snooze, you loose in this wild 'n wacky world of niche products!
I pictured the ad already: a smarmy guy in a plaid suit extols the virtues of vibro-fridge, while two scantily clad ladies stroke it as it vibrates across the screen...
The only thing that makes that image complete is porn music playing in the background.
Yeah... unfortunately I couldn't reach the CD player without stepping away from Vibro-fridge!
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