OK, scrub KFP - we're now talking KFH!
KFH?
Yes, KFH: Kentucky Fried Human!
Aaaw, c'mon… It tastes like chicken, apparently!
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6 comments:
I hope they open one in Norwich - it sure would save a lot of time and effort when it comes to lunch at work...
Can you imagine the battery humans and the uproar the RSPCA will have? They'll be pumping 'roids into the unlucky subjects and farming them in slack jawed herds.
No wait. That's my local gym.
Oh, and I didn't get a chance to Sugar Tits Dora, but when I do it will almost inevitably play out as you have prognosticated.
Yes Tim, Miss H did a total backdown on the whole let's call Dora Sugar tits thing.
But if she ever does, it will play out as suggested, because yelling at chikldren for just being there is what I go to work everyday for.
Oh, and the chance that I might be called Sugar Tits by Miss H.
I created a half child, half chicken like word in the above comment.
Can you serve chikldren on the menu at KFH?
Inexplicable Device - I reckon they'll be one in every high street before you know it. And a random thinning of the population as we try to ... 'secure' supplies...!
Miss Haversham - KFH will be completely free-range. Because that way we get to hunt the little bastards down! Muwahahahaha!!!!!
Ooo, and there's a bit of conflict here - Miss H says she didn't get a chance to call Dora Sugar tits, while Dora says Miss H did a total backdown! FIGHT!!
Dora - like the crap pop band Busted, is that 'what you go to school for?' I wish I had some kids to shout at. Maybe I'll just start shouting at kids in the street...?
And I totally love the idea of Chikldren - we needed something for the kids' menu!
Geez! I've just noticed a heinous typo in my last comment.
I meant to say "there'll" not "they'll".
There'll employ ANYONE as an editor these days...
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