I was on the phone to my Nemesis today. He was trying to prod me about deadlines, which is an interesting thing as I've never known the man to meet a deadline in his life.
Anyway, there we were, chatting awa- I mean, there he was, chatting away while I did my utmost to sound bored, and he mentioned something about the impossible deadlines I've been working to recently.
"How are you doing with those deadlines - meeting them?"
I suddenly sat bolt upright, pulled my pirate eyepatch on, and adopted a Cap'n Jack voice.
"Meeting them?! MEETING THEM?!" I pointed my hand somewhere thataway "Of course not - I'm merely waving at them as they sail past!"
I then made a "Wooooooooooosh" noise and hung up.