Director's cut

So the new profile picture appears to be going down a storm, with reactions ranging from absolute horror to mystifying arousal, which pretty much matches people's reactions to the real me anyway, so it'll be staying - at least for a little while.

But think yourselves lucky - you could've been confronted with one of these profile pic outtakes - or beauties as I like to call 'em - if I'd been feeling really mischievous.


"Aaaaaaaaaaah-choo!"


"Hrrrrrk-pitooe"


"Duuuuur…"

Respec' to little Clint Howard.