Unky fun

Oh, wait, I've just remembered something else we were talking about over lunch yesterday - in fact, it was the game that started the whole conversation that eventually degenerated into the quick-fire shame-shag discussion.

The original game was: which celebrity would you choose to be your uncle?

Basically, the idea is that you'll see this uncle once or twice a year, and he would give you the most fun-filled day imaginable (in a purely innocent way).

I chose William Shatner (to obvious groans from my workmates). But in all honesty, I can back this up with real scientifical data.

• Shatner likes to take the mickey out of himself, and I like self-depreciating humour.
• Despite his age, he's still very active, and likes to try new things like paint-balling and race car driving.
• He has cool friends like Leonard Nimoy.
• I believe he could impart great wisdom upon an impressionable young chap like myself.
• And at the end of the day we'd jump in the Shatmobile and go to a bar to watch green Orion slave girls pole dance. Awesome.

So that's my choice - Unky Bill. Who's yours?