Wednesday, October 11, 2006

To good to miss

So I read with interest that Madonna flew into ... some African country and picked up this season's MUST-HAVE celebrity accessory:

A small boy.

Yes, she boug- erm, adopted, a small boy. And he's called David.

Bless.

You can imagine the poor little blighter waking up after his first night in the care of ol' Madge to see her looming over him, screeching...

"HELLO DAVE!!!!"


AARRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!

8 comments:

Dinah said...

Madonna, eh? When Angelina does it it's like, "ooooohhhhh" or "hmmmmm", with Madonna it's like, "hmm?????"

I feel exceedingly non-verbal right now.

Miss T said...

I agree with Dinah and will file that under things that make you go "HMMMM?"

You're my wife now!

Tim said...

Dinah - A agree!

Miss T - I am?

Miss T said...

Wanna buy some pegs?

Dora and Tina said...

You're not Dave.

That's okay Dave, my wife will read your palm now, Dave. But first you must cross her palm with silvers....

That poor child.

Miss T said...

Simba! Tuk Tuk!!

Inexplicable DeVice said...

My wife was right. There is a blockage. I've fixed it nowww...

Tim said...

Miss T - No, I don't need any pegs. But thank you for asking.

Dora - That's right, I'm not Dave.

Miss T - Simba?! The Lion King?!?!

Inexplicable Device - Erm... good!

You awesome people - you're all my one little Papa Lazarou. Lazarous? Lazarai?

YOU'RE ALL MIIIIINE NOW!