Wednesday, October 04, 2006

In review

"Your part's not very big."

"It's about the same length as Patrick Stewart's."

And thus began the acclaim for my guest starring role on Radio 2's Star Trek documentary.

Although I think I sounded a bit special, everyone very kindly seems to be suggesting that I actually said something that came across as being reasonably intelligent (bless you - I thought that I was the deaf one).

Marcosy even said that I sounded "erudite," although as I don't know what that means, that suggests that I'm probably not the thinking man who I suggested might watch Star Trek: The Motion Picture. Which probably explains why I prefer Star Trek II where lots of stuff gets blown up.

*Scurries off to dictionary ... E-R... E-R-U... Oh... Oh, why yes, yes I am!*

All in all then: Hurrah!


Jo sent me this picture, saying she figured I was the only one who of her friends who would find it funny:

You may choose your own punchline, depending on how you think I would respond:

a) I don't get it.
b) Filthy bitch!


Dinah said...

As a Canadian, I definitely get it.
'Tis a pity we can't see the tail.

Tim said...

Wahey! I take it you're calling Jo a 'filthy bitch' then?

Dinah said...

I'm too busy laughing to call anyone a filthy bitch.

Miss T said...

Oh, Patrick Stewart. Everytime I hear his voice I hear him saying "All her clothes fall off, and she tries to cover herself up. But it's too late, I've already seen everything"

My vote is for B.

Dora and Tina said...

...Then I ride off on my bike...on the grass!

I vote filthy bitch - because I found it funny.

Tim said...

Dinah - there's ALWAYS time to call someone a filthy bitch!

Miss T - This is the dulcet tones of Patrick Stewart here... The only episode of Extras I liked! Aside from the David Bowie one...!

Dora - It's a resounding filthy bitch - wait till I tell her! She might give me a black eye!

Miss T said...

Eh? David Bowie?? What what what? I haven't seen that one, and am soiling my kecks just thinking about it!

"It's too late, I've already seen it all. And I mean it all!"

Tim said...

Miss T - I'm going to find it, and I'm going to post it. IT. IS. HILARIOUS.

Dinah said...

Meanwhile, "It's about the same length as Patrick Stewart's." has a lot of interesting possibilities.

Tim said...

I should've done another 'choose your own answer' for that, huh?