"It's about the same length as Patrick Stewart's."
And thus began the acclaim for my guest starring role on Radio 2's Star Trek documentary.
Although I think I sounded a bit special, everyone very kindly seems to be suggesting that I actually said something that came across as being reasonably intelligent (bless you - I thought that I was the deaf one).
Marcosy even said that I sounded "erudite," although as I don't know what that means, that suggests that I'm probably not the thinking man who I suggested might watch Star Trek: The Motion Picture. Which probably explains why I prefer Star Trek II where lots of stuff gets blown up.
*Scurries off to dictionary ... E-R... E-R-U... Oh... Oh, why yes, yes I am!*
All in all then: Hurrah!
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Jo sent me this picture, saying she figured I was the only one who of her friends who would find it funny:
You may choose your own punchline, depending on how you think I would respond:
a) I don't get it.
b) Filthy bitch!
10 comments:
As a Canadian, I definitely get it.
'Tis a pity we can't see the tail.
Wahey! I take it you're calling Jo a 'filthy bitch' then?
I'm too busy laughing to call anyone a filthy bitch.
Oh, Patrick Stewart. Everytime I hear his voice I hear him saying "All her clothes fall off, and she tries to cover herself up. But it's too late, I've already seen everything"
My vote is for B.
...Then I ride off on my bike...on the grass!
I vote filthy bitch - because I found it funny.
Dinah - there's ALWAYS time to call someone a filthy bitch!
Miss T - This is the dulcet tones of Patrick Stewart here... The only episode of Extras I liked! Aside from the David Bowie one...!
Dora - It's a resounding filthy bitch - wait till I tell her! She might give me a black eye!
Eh? David Bowie?? What what what? I haven't seen that one, and am soiling my kecks just thinking about it!
"It's too late, I've already seen it all. And I mean it all!"
Miss T - I'm going to find it, and I'm going to post it. IT. IS. HILARIOUS.
Meanwhile, "It's about the same length as Patrick Stewart's." has a lot of interesting possibilities.
I should've done another 'choose your own answer' for that, huh?
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