Saturday, September 02, 2006

My bike ride identity card

12 comments:

Miss T said...

Good luck!

Tim said...

Ta! It should be a breeze unless the weather's against us... And it's been, um, VERY breezy here today!

*GULP*

Dinah said...

It's a shame the card doesn't have a photo on it.

Good luck!

Tim said...

Thanks!

It's almost worth having to ask someone for help so they can see my 'special medical condition.' Heh heh!

How on Earth would they treat my affliction!?

Miss T said...

With a paper bag, I would imagine. It always deflects us mere mortals away from awesome handsomness.

Tim said...

It's like that classic Trek episode - the one with the ambassador in the box who drives people mad if they see him becuase he's so ugly.

But in the opposite.

Dora and Tina said...

Yes, you should do something (not sure what that something is) so you have to have that "medical condition" treated. Perhaps they can arrange emergency surgery to downgrade you from awesomely handsome to tolerably good looking???

Miss T said...

Yes, I had a cuteness reduction. Here, and here. Highly recommend it.

The photo ID you could put on your card should be Dora's classic art piece "Tim and Lack: A study of obsession."

Dora and Tina said...

They will hang it in the gallery of modern art here when it opens. I think I shall get quite a lot of money for it.

Tim said...

Dora - I could, but I shan't. That would be like chopping off Mozart's fingers. Or slapping Hilary Duff.

JUST. WRONG.

Miss Haversham - I couldn't use that picture! There'd go to treat me, then be distracted by the reasonably priced furniture within!

Dora (again!) - I'll be a work of art in Australialand?! Hooray! I'm big down under!

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Awesomely Handsome and Big Down Under?

* fans self furiously *

Tim said...

I know. *HOWEVER* will I cope?