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- Tim
- When I was a kid I used to write my name 'Mit.' I think that pretty much says it all.
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September
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- IKEA-day!
- Sparky Malarkey exclusive: iPod phone revealed!
- A date for your diaries...
- What?!
- Lord of the fries
- Fart shoes and a waxy build-up
- A brush with celebrity #3: When Sparky met Sheryl
- It sucked... until it broke
- Because we're terribly cultured
- Fun at the gym
- Huh!
- Quality nerd time
- Busy
- Arrrr!
- Butter fingers
- All good things...
- Paper plague
- Bye bye Balok
- It's awesome Thursday
- A load of old balls - AKA: shameless thievery
- 2.4 hour party person
- And so Sparky schemes...
- Shoe'd!
- Get cape, wear cape, die
- Saturday night trauma
- Best go onesies people...
- Branching out
- Thursday randomness
- Stupid thought of the day
- Marcosy's 15 seconds of fame: AKA - tonguing Farah...
- Richmond to Windsor 2006: AKA - The Arse, the nipp...
- My bike ride identity card
- On yer bike!
- 200th!
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11 comments:
Ta! It should be a breeze unless the weather's against us... And it's been, um, VERY breezy here today!
*GULP*
It's a shame the card doesn't have a photo on it.
Good luck!
Thanks!
It's almost worth having to ask someone for help so they can see my 'special medical condition.' Heh heh!
How on Earth would they treat my affliction!?
With a paper bag, I would imagine. It always deflects us mere mortals away from awesome handsomness.
It's like that classic Trek episode - the one with the ambassador in the box who drives people mad if they see him becuase he's so ugly.
But in the opposite.
Yes, you should do something (not sure what that something is) so you have to have that "medical condition" treated. Perhaps they can arrange emergency surgery to downgrade you from awesomely handsome to tolerably good looking???
Yes, I had a cuteness reduction. Here, and here. Highly recommend it.
The photo ID you could put on your card should be Dora's classic art piece "Tim and Lack: A study of obsession."
They will hang it in the gallery of modern art here when it opens. I think I shall get quite a lot of money for it.
Dora - I could, but I shan't. That would be like chopping off Mozart's fingers. Or slapping Hilary Duff.
JUST. WRONG.
Miss Haversham - I couldn't use that picture! There'd go to treat me, then be distracted by the reasonably priced furniture within!
Dora (again!) - I'll be a work of art in Australialand?! Hooray! I'm big down under!
Awesomely Handsome and Big Down Under?
* fans self furiously *
I know. *HOWEVER* will I cope?
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