Yes, you read that right - Sparky Malarkey has THE FIRST exclusive pictures of Apple's stunning new iPod phone. The device is expected to feature all the functions that today's crazy kids demand - including a bewildering array of annoying ringtones and enough memory to store every single hippety-hoppity song ever recorded.
And as you'll see below, it's all wrapped up in a compact yet devilishly stylish package.
Like me, I expect you're pooping your undercrackers at the thought of bagging one of these little babies!
And there is ABSOLUTELY NO WAY that's an old Nokia and an iPod taped together. Honest.