Straw poll!

OK, so the idea of getting a miniature horse seems to be a good one with all the people who make misguided attempts to influence what I do with my life in the hope that it'll lead me into serious trouble.

With that in mind – and simply because I quite like the idea of little hooves going clippety-cloppety across the living room floor – it's down to you, the Sparky Malarkey readers, to decide whether I should buy a miniature horse. And possibly a chariot.

If I was more technically-minded, this would be a real poll with clickable options. But I'm not, so just leave a comment.*

Your options are:

"YAY! Buy a miniature horse!"

OR

"NAAAAAAAAAAAY!"

(Didn't see that one coming, did you?)





*Poll results do not represent a legally-binding contract and/or any obligation to buy a miniature horse. Unless it's a magic one that can fly.