I was thinking I'd not posted for a while, due mainly to lack of inspiration, then Inexplicable Device tags me and suddenly I've got something to write about!
So, here you are - it's all about me!
A - available/single? Available - for weddings, christenings, and bar mitzvahs. Call me!
B - best friend? Too many to choose from, and I could never pick just one. They each have their different uses, you see - a bit like the Justice League.
C - Cookie, fave cookie? Starbucks chocolate chunk. Awesome, and reasonably priced too! Other than that, some sort of oaty thing.
D - drink of choice? Depends on the time of day! Earl Grey first thing, Starbucks' coffee at lunchtime... Loving Sainsburys' cranberry and raspberry juice too.
E - essential item you use everyday? Um, my car, my computer... clothes? Ooo-ooo-ooo - my iPod - must have music!!
F - favourite colour? Red, mostly. But I like black, too. Not in a goth way, though. I just like it for its versatility.
G - gummi bears or worms? I hate all gelatinous sweets. Basically, if I wanted something of that consistancy I'd eat my bogeys. They're free!
H - hometown? Bedfont in Middlesex. It's right by the airport don't ya know! oh, hang on - I don't live there anymore. Does that count?
I - indulgence? Books. I luuuuurve books. Must have books.
J - January or February? Um, February, probably? It's short. January just seems like the tail end of Christmas... the looming finality of having to go back to work...
K - kids & their names? Well, I don't have any, and I'm not going to name imaginary ones just for the hell of it.
L - life is incomplete without? Friends, family, good times. And Xbox 360. Star Trek...
M - marriage date? I'm not married, and I'm sure any potential date would need to be discussed with the imaginary future Mrs Sparky before I named it. I would also take the same opportunity to ask the fictional missus about our fictional children's names too!
N - number of siblings? Uno - Simon!
O - orange or apple? Terry's Chocolate Orange.
P - phobias/fears? Strangely, flying. Not in a Superman fashion, I should add, but in a plane-way.
Q - favourite quote? Something from Star Trek. Probably THIS. I also like Shatner's "FIRE!" from the end of Star Trek VI.
R - reason to smile? It gives your face something to do.
S - season? Season Four of Star Trek: Enterprise was awesome, and then they went and axed it anywa- Oh. Um... Used to be a winter person, no veering towards summer. Autumn and spring just make me confused about what I should be wearing...
T - tag 4 to 5 People? IDV did 'em all! How's about Skillz...? Tara? Anyone, in fact!
U - unknown fact about me? I don't know... I yabber on so much I don't think there's anything left to say...
V - vegetable you don't like? Pretty much all of them. Except the potato. I likes potatoes!
W - worst habit? Biting the inside of my mouth. Alot.
X - X-ray you've had? Ooo - I had this huge barium scan when I was about 10 'cos they thought one of my kidneys had shut down. They injected me with some sort of radiation, and I had to lie still for about 30 minutes. I thought I'd turn into the Incredible Hulk after. Strangely, never ... got the ... results ... EEK! KIDNEY ... SHUTTING ... DOWN ... GAK!
Y - your favourite food? Um... My Mum cooks the best chips EVAH.
Z - zodiac sign? Sc-sc-sc-scorpio!
That's all folks!