Weeeeeeeeeee ... SPAM!

Well, I think today will go down in history as the day I realised that I'd made it in the world of blogging.

I've been spammed - multiple times!

You love me, you love me! I'd like to thank my parents, my brother, my dead goldfish...

Let's take a look at the praise I received from my new best friend 'Anonymous,' who helpfully posted throughout my blog in the space of about three seconds today...!

• I say briefly: Best! Useful information. Good job guys.

I say briefly: you're an illiterate tit. I do appreciate a semi-coherent sentence structure, so go away and have a think about what you've done, maybe check out the epic works of Janet and John to see how words fit together nicely. But thanks for the hollow complement. Oh, and I thought the blog generally came across as being written by one person, and as far as I'm aware, I'm not half a siamise twin.

• I'm impressed with your site, very nice graphics!

Really?! Well, bugger me, 'cos this is my blog, and even I'm not impressed with the graphics. It's called a "template" you nutter. Say it with me. C'mon... "tem ... pl ... ate." There... You're still a tit. A stupid blind one too.

• This site is one of the best I have ever seen, wish I had one like this.

I'm kinda warming to you now... (I'm such a cheap date!)

• I'm impressed with your site, very nice graphics!

Erm... didn't we cover this already? If that's how you're playing it - did I mention you're a tit?

• This site is one of the best I have ever seen, wish I had one like this.

You can - you can buy this one for one million dollars ... Muwahahaha ... MUWAHAHAHAHA! OK, I'm not Dr. Evil.

More's the pity. I'd frickin' vaporise this S.O.B. with my "laser."