Monday, April 03, 2006

Speed kills, Wembley sinks

It must be another slow news day - the headline on today's copy of The Times drops the bombshell that the death rate for young drivers has doubled!

WOW! Why is this news? Have they not seen the teenaged-nutters in their souped up Saxos and Corsas roaring through 30mph zones at warp speed?! Ooo... checkout the latest in must-chav motors here and here.

Classy, huh? You've gotta respect a car with an exhaust pipe you can fit your head in. Much respec'.

Oh, and The Evening Standard billboards are proudly announcing that the new Wembley stadium is sinking. How exciting! Thank God the Rolling Stones have moved their gigs to Twickenham...

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