Excuse me, but for anyone who knows me, this was inevitable:
A new Star Trek film? How exciting!
And, AND, get this: It's going to be written, produced, and probably directed by J.J. Abrams! The man who created Lost! This is geek heaven!!
So it's Star Trek, but by the guy who does Lost.
So it could turn out to be like Lost ... but in space...?
Lost ... in space?
Lost in space.
Oh, hang on...
"You bubble-headed booby! You realize what you've done?"
(Sorry - complaints to the usual address...)