Exonerated

No, unlike The A-Team, I have not been accused of a crime I didn't commit.

Yet.

No, that headline actually refers to the play I've just been to see at the fee-a-ter. Fee-ater. Theatre! That's it! With award-winning Lee.

It was far too cultured to go into any detail about here, but suffice to say that Lee touched Kate Mulgrew (not inappropriately, I should say) in the bar afterwards.

And bought her a glass of wine. Flirtatious bastard.

I'm sure he'll be spilling his Mulgrew-beans all over his blog very soon, and dining off that story for AGES.

He was practically vibrating with excitement.