Thursday, November 27, 2008

The slutty Terminator

Two hours spent wondering the streets of Hammersmith and Westfield shopping centre and all I have to show for it is this.

Now, I'm not a scientist, but isn't it nature's way that woman by their very, um, nature have a low sperm count?

Having failed to win any further film roles after Terminator 2: Judgment Day, the T-1000 is reduced to whoring itself as a slutty underwear model* in West London.


*BTW, could I have felt any more self-conscious when taking that photo? Standing outside an underwear shop taking photos? I'd probably have been less conspicuous if I had a hand jammed down my trousers and was drooling out the corner of my mouth…

13 comments:

CyberPete said...

You are braver than me, I'd have never done that.

Maybe it's natures way of saying don't reproduce?

CyberPete said...

Yay FIRST BItCHES!

In your face IDV!

Tara said...

Uh...maybe people just thought you were a fashion photographer, ya know? Getting the scoop on the newest Christmas fashions? Sure, that's it! ;)

T-Bird said...

Now I want to see the photo of you taking the photo!

Was there drool? I hope there was drool.

Inexplicable DeVice said...

I bet there was drool. And I bet Tim did have one hand down his trousers. After all, he only needed one hand to take the picture.



Actually 'Petra, that's the exact reason why I wasn't here earlier Firsting...

T-Bird said...

Erm? You were reproducing? Wait, IDV's straight?

Tim said...

Cyberpete - I did it REALLY quickly. And what do you mean? Don't reproduce with a Terminator? Well, I wasn't planning to…

Tara - Yeeeeeeeah…!!

T-Bird - That should be a film: There Will be Drool!

Inexplicable Device - How do you know? Maybe I needed both hands to steady myself when confronted with a slutty T-1000.

T-Bird - Duh-duh-daaaaaaaaaaaah!

watch*paint*dry said...

No strategically placed hands on this one then? ;>

Why is 'Premature Ejaculation' smaller?

Tara said...

Watch *paint* dry: That's the "fine print".

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Not the reproducing, T-Bird (perish the thought). I was going to explain, but it'd be too much information, believe me.

Tim: Or perhaps you needed both hands to steady something else when confronted with a slutty T-1000 and held iPhone in your mouth? In fact, you probably needed more than two hands, didn't you? I've got big hands - I can 'assist' you next time, I'm sure!

watch*paint*dry said...

Thanks Tara! Trust something like that to e in the fine print.

Tim said...

Watch*Paint*Dry - That was one in a million!

Tara - And mighty, um, fine it is…

Inexplicable Device - I'm not gonna tongue my iPhone to take a bloomin' picture! And keep your hand to yourself!

Watch*Paint*Dry - Here's that 'b' you wanted!

CyberPete said...

IDV: The in your face bit?

Dirrrty minx.

Tim: I wouldn't want to be the one telling T1000.