Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Choose your own adventure: Tuesday edition

Hey-ho! We've not done a choose your own adventure thingy for *ages*, so - always one to bleed a reasonably lame idea until it's utterly, utterly dead - I thought we'd do one today!

Hooray!

You know the drill people - fill in the missing words by pasting the whole lot into the comments section. Anything goes, and you know I love it when you're dirty. Rawr!

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I woke up a bit later than I'd planned this morning, I suspect because I was up late the night before finishing off some [1]. Upon leaving the house, though, I found myself overcome by the [2] - it came as a bit of a surprise, and I was glad to get in the car and on my way! 

Work itself has been pretty good the last few days, helped, I think, by the fact that I'm totally getting in the [3] mood now that it's looming on the horizon. I think draping [4] around the [5] helped, because that always makes it look [6]. We've also had some [7] in the office, which I can't stop helping myself to every time I walk past them. One is never enough!

Stupidly, I left work late, which means I've only just had [8]. It was pretty rank, actually; for some reason I'd bought some mint-flavoured [9], which I knew I didn't like so I don't know why I bought them again in the first place. I'm going to chill out for a while, then force myself to pull on my [10] and head out for a [11]. Yes, it's still cold out there, but I figure I could use the exercise after all those [12] in the office, and it will certainly warm me up a bit. 

After that, I think I'll jump in the [13], then into bed to [14] my [15]. Good times!

10 comments:

Tara said...

**I woke up a bit later than I'd planned this morning, I suspect because I was up late the night before finishing off some lovin'. Upon leaving the house, though, I found myself overcome by the rage - it came as a bit of a surprise, and I was glad to get in the car and on my way!

Work itself has been pretty good the last few days, helped, I think, by the fact that I'm totally getting in the espionage mood now that it's looming on the horizon. I think draping garlic around the fireplace helped, because that always makes it look gothic. We've also had some giraffes in the office, which I can't stop helping myself to every time I walk past them. One is never enough!

Stupidly, I left work late, which means I've only just had 8 cups of coffee. It was pretty rank, actually; for some reason I'd bought some mint-flavoured artichoke hearts, which I knew I didn't like so I don't know why I bought them again in the first place. I'm going chill out for a while, then force myself to pull on my neon green hoody and head out for a bank robbery. Yes, it's still cold out there, but I figure I could use the exercise after all those beanbag chairs in the office, and it will certainly warm me up a bit.

After that, I think I'll jump in the sink, then into bed to write my autobiography. Good times!***

I couldn't bring myself to put in anything dirty. I'm such a chicken. I have a feeling others won't have much difficulty, though. :D

Dinah said...

I woke up a bit later than I'd planned this morning, I suspect because I was up late the night before finishing off some Christmas cake. Upon leaving the house, though, I found myself overcome by the emotion of the holiday season - it came as a bit of a surprise, and I was glad to get in the car and on my way!


Work itself has been pretty good the last few days, helped, I think, by the fact that I'm totally getting in the sexy mood now that it's looming on the horizon. I think draping pictures of myself around the break room helped, because that always makes it look festive. We've also had some strippers in the office, which I can't stop helping myself to every time I walk past them. One is never enough!


Stupidly, I left work late, which means I've only just had my hair done. It was pretty rank, actually; for some reason I'd bought some mint-flavoured styling gel, which I knew I didn't like so I don't know why I bought them again in the first place. I'm going to chill out for a while, then force myself to pull on my jet pack and head out for a neighbourhood vigilante patrol. Yes, it's still cold out there, but I figure I could use the exercise after all those strippers in the office, and it will certainly warm me up a bit.


After that, I think I'll jump in the time machine, then into bed to dream my day away. Good times!

missy&chrissy said...

I woke up a bit later than I'd planned this morning, I suspect because I was up late the night before finishing off some old lady. Upon leaving the house, though, I found myself overcome by the memory - it came as a bit of a surprise, and I was glad to get in the car and on my way!

Work itself has been pretty good the last few days, helped, I think, by the fact that I'm totally getting in the fashion week mood now that it's looming on the horizon. I think draping feather boas around the coworkers helped, because that always makes it look more like a runway. We've also had some models in the office, which I can't stop helping myself to every time I walk past them. One is never enough!

Stupidly, I left work late, which means I've only just had a chance to shower. It was pretty rank, actually; for some reason I'd bought some mint-flavoured body wash, which I knew I didn't like so I don't know why I bought them again in the first place. I'm going to chill out for a while, then force myself to pull on my armor and head out for a joust. Yes, it's still cold out there, but I figure I could use the exercise after all those models in the office, and it will certainly warm me up a bit.

After that, I think I'll jump in the closet, then into bed to read the blogs of my most witty and cherished and loyal readers. Good times!

Inexplicable DeVice said...

I woke up a bit later than I'd planned this morning, I suspect because I was up late the night before, finishing off some sprouts. Upon leaving the house, though, I found myself overcome by the stench - it came as a bit of a surprise, and I was glad to get in the car and on my way!


Work itself has been pretty good the last few days, helped, I think, by the fact that I'm totally getting in the tyrant mood now that it's looming on the horizon. I think draping myself around the spiral staircase helped, because that always makes it look much sexier. We've also had some gender reassignment vouchers in the office, which I can't stop helping myself to every time I walk past them. One is never enough!


Stupidly, I left work late, which means I've only just had time for a wank. It was pretty rank, actually; for some reason I'd bought some mint-flavoured lube, which I knew I didn't like so I don't know why I bought them again in the first place. I'm going to chill out for a while, then force myself to pull on my penis again and head out for a second go. Yes, it's still cold out there, but I figure I could use the exercise after all those times I was used & abused in the office, and it will certainly warm me up a bit.


After that, I think I'll jump in the vat of hundreds & thousands in my livingroom, then into bed to see to my self again. Good times!

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Witchface said we were being rude for the sake of it in that first comment, so here we are again:

"I woke up a bit later than I'd planned this morning, I suspect because I was up late the night before finishing off some contract killings. Upon leaving the house, though, I found myself overcome by the feeling of remorse - it came as a bit of a surprise, and I was glad to get in the car and on my way!


Work itself has been pretty good the last few days, helped, I think, by the fact that I'm totally getting in the festive (read: gay) mood now that it's looming on the horizon. I think draping myself around the male shop window mannequins helped, because that always makes it look realistic. We've also had some IDV clones in the office, which I can't stop helping myself to every time I walk past them. One is never enough!


Stupidly, I left work late, which means I've only just had a poo. It was pretty rank, actually; for some reason I'd bought some mint-flavoured bran flakes, which I knew I didn't like so I don't know why I bought them again in the first place. I'm going to chill out for a while, then force myself to pull on my tightest t-shirt and head out for another spate of killings. Yes, it's still cold out there, but I figure I could use the exercise after all those good times with the IDV clones in the office, and it will certainly warm me up a bit.


After that, I think I'll jump in the nuddy, then into bed to snuggle up to IDV my boyfriend. Good times!

Tim said...

Ah, bless you guys, they're all awesome … except for GEEZ! IDV, you've got a total one-track mind!!

Crumbs!! I'm in shock!!!

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Yeah, sorry about that.

Tim said...

That's OK. To be honest, we'd probably all be a bit disappointed if you weren't all rude and leery.

J-Man said...

I woke up a bit later than I'd planned this morning, I suspect because I was up late the night before finishing off some really tricky airfix models. Upon leaving the house, though, I found myself overcome by the fumes from the glue and paint from the night before- it came as a bit of a surprise, and I was glad to get in the car and on my way!

Work itself has been pretty good the last few days, helped, I think, by the fact that I'm totally getting in the redundancy mood now that it's looming on the horizon. I think draping P45s around the office helped, because that always makes it look like management really don't give a fuck which they cleary don't. We've also had some gerbils in the office, which I can't stop helping myself to every time I walk past them. One is never enough!

Stupidly, I left work late, which means I've only just had time to pop into the pet shop for a baby rabbit. It was pretty rank, actually; for some reason I'd bought some mint-flavoured cabbages, which I knew I didn't like so I don't know why I bought them again in the first place. I'm going to chill out for a while, then force myself to pull on my double thick condom and head out for a ramble in the spinney. Yes, it's still cold out there, but I figure I could use the exercise after all those gerbils and hamsters in the office, and it will certainly warm me up a bit.

After that, I think I'll jump in the giant possum outfit, then into bed to play hide the rodent with my live-in lover Heinz. Good times!

Tim said...

J-Man! Welcome!! It all started so nicely with Airfix models and glue-sniffing, then descended into pure dirt with rodent abuse. Made me laugh though, so good times!