Thursday, July 31, 2008

A most unusual question!

So Yazzle Dazzle and I were having coffee outside Secret Starbucks today and there's this van parked up opposite us. I pretty much ignored it at first, but after about 20 minutes I got bored of listening to Yaz waffle on, so I read what was on the side of the van.

So my question to you is, based on this company's most unusual service, if you were going to insert a nipple anywhere, where on Earth would you insert it and why?

13 comments:

Dinah said...

I'm stuck on where I would want to put a large diameter branch saddle.

T-Bird said...

Well, I would think a nipple on a diameter branch saddle would immediately make it 3.14% more effective.

Inexplicable DeVice said...

In answer to your question, it depends upon whose nipple it is.


And what can some peoples irises do that they need stopping?

watch*paint*dry said...

All of it sounds like a rather painful pornographic shopping list.

My printer is going to be machine cold cuts if it don't start behaving itself.

Tim said...

Dinah - Maybe on a trojan horse?

T-Bird - I concur!

Inexplicable Device - Probably looking at nipples that they shouldn't be.

Watch*Paint*Dry - Do you need someone to … *fix* your printer…?

CyberPete said...

Ouch! That's gotta hurt IDV

*tries to stop laughing*

*fails*

missy&chrissy. said...

i'd be careful not too walk too closely to this truck-of-torture! one can only imagine what their specialist does behind those sinister van doors...

Tim said...

Cyberpete - Would I hurt IDV?

Probably.

Missy&Chrissy - Don't worry, I kept my distance!

T-Bird said...

You know what? I bet it's a government surveillance van. It's hiding in ridiculous disguise...

Tara said...

I agree with T-Bird. They're watching everyone. Or it could also be a candid camera van filled with a crew recording how many weird faces the van gets when people read "Nipple Insertion".

watch*paint*dry said...

Yes I do need my printer 'fixing' but I am not sure nipple insertion will help, and I aint about to try, its inky in there.

I think T-bird is on to something, they have been working hard on their nipple insertion because there sure are a lot of tits in parliament!

Tim said...

T-Bird - I bet you're right. It's Big Brother, I tells ya - just without Davina McCall!

Tara - I don't know what to think it is now. I just know I don't like it!

Watch*Paint*Dry - Just stick it in there. Inky!

Dinah said...

That was actually TWO years ago. I know...reading through Dora's archives was so much fun. I would have never said it was so long ago.

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