Thursday, July 31, 2008

A most unusual question!

So Yazzle Dazzle and I were having coffee outside Secret Starbucks today and there's this van parked up opposite us. I pretty much ignored it at first, but after about 20 minutes I got bored of listening to Yaz waffle on, so I read what was on the side of the van.

So my question to you is, based on this company's most unusual service, if you were going to insert a nipple anywhere, where on Earth would you insert it and why?

13 comments:

Dinah said...

I'm stuck on where I would want to put a large diameter branch saddle.

Miss Smuggersham said...

Well, I would think a nipple on a diameter branch saddle would immediately make it 3.14% more effective.

Inexplicable DeVice said...

In answer to your question, it depends upon whose nipple it is.


And what can some peoples irises do that they need stopping?

Anonymous said...

All of it sounds like a rather painful pornographic shopping list.

My printer is going to be machine cold cuts if it don't start behaving itself.

Tim said...

Dinah - Maybe on a trojan horse?

T-Bird - I concur!

Inexplicable Device - Probably looking at nipples that they shouldn't be.

Watch*Paint*Dry - Do you need someone to … *fix* your printer…?

CyberPete said...

Ouch! That's gotta hurt IDV

*tries to stop laughing*

*fails*

missyandchrissy said...

i'd be careful not too walk too closely to this truck-of-torture! one can only imagine what their specialist does behind those sinister van doors...

Tim said...

Cyberpete - Would I hurt IDV?

Probably.

Missy&Chrissy - Don't worry, I kept my distance!

Miss Smuggersham said...

You know what? I bet it's a government surveillance van. It's hiding in ridiculous disguise...

Tara said...

I agree with T-Bird. They're watching everyone. Or it could also be a candid camera van filled with a crew recording how many weird faces the van gets when people read "Nipple Insertion".

Anonymous said...

Yes I do need my printer 'fixing' but I am not sure nipple insertion will help, and I aint about to try, its inky in there.

I think T-bird is on to something, they have been working hard on their nipple insertion because there sure are a lot of tits in parliament!

Tim said...

T-Bird - I bet you're right. It's Big Brother, I tells ya - just without Davina McCall!

Tara - I don't know what to think it is now. I just know I don't like it!

Watch*Paint*Dry - Just stick it in there. Inky!

Dinah said...

That was actually TWO years ago. I know...reading through Dora's archives was so much fun. I would have never said it was so long ago.

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