Sweatband and I finally got to see Casino Royale last night. And what did I think? Well, to be honest, I preferred The Prestige last week. D...

Sorry for the lack of an update in the last day or two; I know that Marcosy in particular gets a bit antsy if he doesn't have anything t...

Caught in a trap. Oh, yeeeeeah... So now I have a case to protect it, I've actually started using my new iPod Nano. First thoughts? Abso...

RAISE SHIELDS AND ARM PHOTON TORPEDOES - GO TO NERD ALERT! In one of my very earliest posts - I actually can't be arsed to go trawling t...

As I said in my previous post, today is all about checking out some new stuff, and reporting back on whether it's the dog's danglies...

Excitement abounds (abounded?) in Starbucks today (I almost said Star Trek then - how very 'stream of consciousness' of me). I don...

Yes, you read that right - I can goddamned well hear again! (Closes eyes and throws head back as a wave of applause washes over) Yeah - I. C...

My nemesis reared his particularly ugly arseface today for the first time in ages. Annoyingly, I'm pretty sure that he thinks we're ...

There's a complete lack of coherency to what I'm posting today, but bear with me - some of it might be entertaining! ----- It's ...

"Why on Earth would you ever need a bigger car?" Said Marcosy. "Well... sometimes it would be handy..." "No it woul...

Er, actually, no I probably won't. I tell you what - when I first imported the picture of me into the layout it was massive - my groin f...

So, tomorrow is my birthday. (Waits for cheers) Hello? Anyway, for the first time in a couple of years I've decided to throw a little be...

I've got the week off work. Christmas is approaching. What does that mean? The annual Sparky and Sparky Ma Christmas shopping trip of co...

I think I'm being stalked by a Mini dealer. Basically, I got an email from BMW the other week asking if I was interested in checking out...

Remember, remember the fifth of November... yadda, yadda, yadda. So yesterday was Bonfire Night , the annual celebration of a failed attempt...

'Tis gig day! And, to be honest, the first in quite a while - there was a time, many moons ago, when Yaz and I were gigging pretty much ...

For a variety of bizarre reasons, mainly consisting of Yaz faffing about trying to find an appealing sandwich and dragging me around and aro...

This just cracks me up - hell, I should've recommended it to pedestrian woman yesterday!

Two incidents occurred today - within the space of about half an hour - which almost resulted in me unleashing, to quote The OC, the twin a...

So today is Halloween. Or Hallowe'en. Or All Hallow Eve. Well "Whatevah," because I ain't playing. The way I look at it, y...