I tell you what - when I first imported the picture of me into the layout it was massive - my groin filled the damn thing. It looked just like the Rolling Stones' Sticky Fingers album cover...
Anyway, it's my birthday. Hurrah!
To the pub - and don't spare the horses!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghhh!
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You look like a right rough 'yoof'!
I think you should post the original invite with your massive groin (the word 'groin' isn't used enough in my opinion).
Just remembered: Short film title - Man getting hit by football.
ReplyDelete"Aarrgh! My groin!"
Heh heh! The Hans Moleman one was the funniest, though.
Barney's film had heart, but football in the groin had a football in the groin!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday! Hurrah! I wish my transporter worked.
Inexplicable Device - ha ha! I do, don't I?In my yoof defence, though, that picture was actually taken on a photo shoot for work - another part of the company was working on a magazine that needed a picture of a 'skater dude' and I was the closest match because I was wearing a hoodie. This pic was one of the outtakes!
ReplyDeleteMan getting hit by football was great - do you remember the comedy sound effect? Doink!
Dinah - Footballs in the groin are ALWAYS funny - unless you're on the receiving end (let me tell you!).
It seems that your transporter did not work... but we were saving a seat for you!
So was there a 'tache???? Did someone ride a bike? Was there a crabman there?
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Re: Groins. My favourite quote from Futurama (Fry puts x-ray gun on groin) "Ow!! My Sperm!" (Fry does it again) "Oh! It didn't hurt that time."
Miss T! All shall be revealed... Above!
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