Friday, April 16, 2010

Pizza and coke

Totally did a double take (with cartoon-esque eyes popping out on stalks) upon seeing what looked like a pile of suspicious white powder on the back of a discarded pizza box.

"Each pizza is ever so slightly different." Yes, this one will get you off your tits and heading out to an illegal rave.

Before anyone calls the rozzers, though, turns out it's a picture of FLOUR. Yes. Of course.

That is all.

16 comments:

Inexplicable DeVice said...

It does look suspicious. See how it's loitering near the edge, ready to get up to no good.


Yay! First!

Tim said...

I know!

Anonymous said...

http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-ca&vid=1bfa5b30-5d54-40fc-8a86-d467fec5a644&tab=g1270749792445&from=hpquad

:)

CyberPete said...

Individually handmade? I think not.

The pizza looks like it costs £1.50 how's that for a profit margin if they have people actually making them.

Maybe by illegal immigrants who's only pay is a filthy mattress by the production line, and an old Urge beverage

Tim said...

Anonymous - iPad cat! I love iPad cat - it certainly understands technology more than iPad dog:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3xdcx2WUcU

Cyberpete - Looks like it cost £1.50!? How very dare you! That's a Pizza Express pizza! And how can you tell from the back of the box where there aren't any pictures of the pizza!? OUTRAGEOUS!

And you think I'd eat something crafted by illegal immigrants!? What sort of pizza-eater to you think I am!?!?

CyberPete said...

The kind who eats frozen pizzas?

Usually frozen pizzas are cheap. Unlike the one I had tonight of course.

Tim said...

This one was fresh! You can freeze them, but they're sold fresh!!

They're just like the ones you get in Pizza Express restaurants! And far superior to Goodfellas!

CyberPete said...

Goodfellas are the bottom of the barrel.

Truely awful.

Tim said...

I would rather eat the bottom of the barrel.

watch*paint*dry said...

And a nice little line leading to the suspicious haloed whiteness.
Hmmmmmm

Talking f pizza, I think we should arrange a get together in the land of giant pizza you can wrap your head in.

Tim said...

Like a pizza turban?!

watch*paint*dry said...

That you can eat your way out of!

Tim said...

I demand a tee-pee pizza.

Mainly because I like saying "tee-pee."

Tara said...

It looks like the flour is glowing! What else is in that pizza??

Tim said...

Um, plutonium?

watch*paint*dry said...

I shall use 'tee-pee' at least three times today. Or I shall just yell it constantly. No one will care I work at home.