Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Make your own iPad

OK, that's it. I want an iPad, but I'm bored of waiting. There's been no news on UK prices, and no news on when we're actually going to get it save for the somewhat vague 'late April' that's plastered across Apple's website.

So I've made my own. BEHOLD:

OK, so it *might* look a bit like an iMac with a hastily-drawn iPad-style home button stuck on it, but it does everything I want it to, and I'm sure *no one* would notice the 2000 metres of extension cord trailing behind me as I make my way down to Secret Starbucks at lunchtime, nor the keyboard and mouse tucked precariously under my arm.

I think you'll agree it's the future of computermabobs.


In unrelated matters, and as if you needed any more evidence of my childish sense of humour, I present to you a pub called cock.

I laughed so hard I almost needed oxygen.


Tara said...

Your time will come, the IPad will be yours. Stay strong, soldier.

Inexplicable DeVice said...

I squinted so hard that I nearly had a hernia. I can barely make out that pub sign what with all the glare. Who do you think you are? JJ Abrams?

Now that I've been mean, I can now be nice: I like the word computermabobs. I think you should use it more often.

That's all.

Tim said...



Inexplicable Device - Well *SOOOOOORRY*! I was going to take one earlier when it was late, but there was someone outside having a ciggy and I thought they might think I was snapping them instead.

Actually, there's an iPhone app to add lens flares to pics JJ-stylee…

I do believe computermabobs will become a permanent fixture.

CyberPete said...

I can't wait to see how expensive the oPad (the Danish iPhone dictionary calls it that hehehehe) will be.

Anyway keep your spirit high because you will get it before you know it. I'm still waiting for a signal on my new iPhone 3 g S before I get it unlocked from the current carrier.