Saturday, October 03, 2009

Behold - the dark lord!

Is it just me, or has the massive blister on my foot started to look like the Eye of Sauron from Lord of the Rings?

The Eye of Sauron.

A blister.

At this rate I'll have a zit in the shape of Darth Vader sometime around the end of next week…

18 comments:

CyberPete said...

Ew ew ew! And ouch!

I've always thought the eye of sauron looked like that special part of a womans anatomy, and something to avoid at any cost.

Ponita in Real Life said...

Owie! Perhaps invest in some of these.

Inexplicable DeVice said...

* gasps *

Is... Is that your upper thigh underneath the blister? Perhaps leading to your... BUM?!

WV is sance, but I think it should be sauce!

Tim said...

Cyberpete - Actually it doesn't hurt anymore, and it's been very satisfying picking the skin off.

Ponita - Ha ha, yeah maybe! I shouldn't have a problem anymore, though, as I've put some kick-ass inner-soles in my boots, so fingers crossed it's all good from here on!

Inexplicable Device - If I had a front bottom like you, yes my upper thigh would lead to it.

CyberPete said...

Ew! Yet I know what you mean.

Tim said...

In hindsight, I could've used it as a little pocket…

Tara said...

One blister to rule them all, one blister to find them. One blister to bring them all, and in the darkness..bind them.

I wonder if Tolkien ever had a blister like that?

MJ said...

A "front bottom" like Inexplicable DeVice...

Ha!!!!!

Tim said...

Tara - Ooo … it was his muse!

MJ - Well he does, or so I've been led to believe!

BEAST said...

I didnt get where I am today by gazing at IVD's Front bottom

Tim said...

No one did!

Except, perhaps, IDV.

Perplexio said...

Actually I've always thought the eye of Sauron looked like it belonged in an ad for Preparation-H. Sauron's eye looks like its got a case of hemmerhoids.

Perplexio said...

PS: Just noticed you list Modern Ranch Living as one of your favorite books... I just gotta say, "plussing as which you've got good taste in literature." :)

Tim said...

Perplexio - Hello! And: eeeeeeeeeuuu!!!! I'll never look at the Eye of Sauron again in quite the same way!!!

As for Modern Ranch Living - OHTHANKGOD SOMEONE ELSE HAS READ IT!! Fantastic book, isn't it? Seriously, you do not know how many times I've wanted to write "plussing as which" on this blog!

Inexplicable DeVice said...

For the (hopefully) last time: I DO NOT HAVE A FRONT BOTTOM!!!!

And if I did, I certainly wouldn't gaze at it.

* huff *

Well, someone's got to huff in the absence of T-Bird...

Tim said...

Alright, alright, don't get your knickers in a twist.

How would you access your front bottom then?

Tara said...

Could you possibly post a photo of kittens playing in a meadow? That photo is starting to freak me out! The Eye of Sauron is kind of creepy too. ;)

Tim said...

Ask and yee shall receive!