Three things worth noting: • I hate the sound of my voice. • The still of me on the first clip makes me look semi-retarded. • It takes fooki...

Last weekend I did something that has been a long time coming, but nevertheless still surprised me - I cancelled my comics standing order. ...

One of the few benefits of working like a nutter throughout the year is that you end up with a crazy amount of holiday (or 'leave,' ...

OK, ever get an offer that sounds too good to be true? I have this week. Admittedly it's not quite too good to be true, but the cynic in...

It's suddenly turned cold recently; not in the "ooo, it's a bit chilly - I think I'll zip my jacket up" cold, rather ...

So I was in KFC in Hammersmith the other night - and let's get this straight, I have nothing against junk food; I love a KFC or a Maccy-...

Gosh! Four days into my thirties and everything's gone chicken oriental - I've been such a busy little bee!! So let me tell you all ...

… HERE . (Thanks to Mr. Chunt for the pics!)

I know I said it would be a fair few days till I post next, but I'm sitting here - on my birthday - with an hour or so until I pop off t...

Yesterday was weird, in a good way, because it had the strangely bizarre recurring theme of exploding heads. Not literally, I hasten to add....

Over the last few years I've noticed that I've not been one to dwell on the past too much; I suppose that's what buying a house ...

As you might expect, I'm *loving* my time off. Not that I've really done anything, mind you - I just enjoy doing mundane things when...

I'm beginning to see a pattern forming that whenever I hire people to do some work on my house they inevitably balls something up. Case ...

And as if to confirm it, the very next song that played on my iPod after I bought this was Pearl Jam's cover of the Jackson Five song ...

Yes, yes, I know, I've been a bad-blogger AGAIN. This is why I don't have kids - I'd forever be putting them to one side while I...

Directly opposite my bed is my little ol' telly, and my little ol' VHS player - bygone relics of the pre-high def era, and carryover...

Isn't it strange how one little incident can change your mood in an instant? Take today, for example; I was driving into work as normal,...

Number #1: A yellow tank driving up and down Hammersmith high street. There was a Floella Benjamin look-alike saluting from the turret. Get...

I had a phone call on Friday from my old gym - y'know, the one I left back in January. "Hello," said this lovely lady from the...

This weekend was all planned out. But, the best laid plans of mice and men… The initial plan consisted of just two vitally important parts: ...