Hello - I'm back! Not that I ever really went anywhere, mind, but I've kinda been neglecting everything because of my spontaneous de...

… It's that you girls pay *way* too much for a French manicure. Seriously, all you need is some white gloss and a slap-dash approach to ...

After a suitably lethargic Saturday, I totally kicked things up a gear today. First up, Sweatband and I had planned on doing a bike ride thi...

Ha ha - only kidding! Just got back from seeing Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, and that was my favourite line in it. It was a...

Now that we're edging towards summer, all the big summery blockbuster movies are looming. Already we've had the slightly sticky mess...

Seeing as absolutely everyone demanded it, here is the story of what happened when I went speed-dating. Oh, first, let's get this straig...

My efforts at playing badminton recently have, I'll be honest, been decidedly lacklustre compaired to my badminton-ing prime of, say, fi...

"Erm, was that Willy having a sneaky fag by the side door?" Said Yaz, as we strolled down the alley beside the Shepherds Bush Empi...

OK, so I've got a … friend who is in the midst of quite a dilemma and is thinking that he needs some advice. My … friend, you see, has b...

Which can come as a bit of a surprise when you're expecting a romcom. Anyway, so yes, I scooted along to Shepherds Bush this evening aft...

Sorry, I've got nothing really cohesive to say, so this is just going to be a spatter of little 'bit's; vignettes, you could say...

About five weeks ago I ordered a pair of shoes off the intermaweb. Note I said shoes, not trainers: shoes. Rather posh shoes, too. I thought...

…And it's called Spider-Man 3. OK, Let's be truthful: I did actually quite enjoy the latest Spidey flick. On the downside though, it...

Sorry, nothing of particular note has happened today, aside from my tyre-inflating, um, device expelling air from one of my tyres (in the ex...

Well, has the bank holiday been fun for everyone? Assuming you're British, because if you're not chances are you didn't have a t...

I came to the realisation this afternoon that I'm maybe not as energetic as I once was, or perhaps should be now. Because, basically, I...

Well, this evening turned into something of an event. At the beginning of the week Yaz and I planned a jaunt to the cinema to see Spider-Man...

Well, hayfever season has started then. I know that because I spent much of yesterday pebble-dashing my computer at work. I'd had an ink...

When did legs stop being the primary mode of transport? I ask this because as I left work tonight I was almost mowed down by some middle-age...