Sunday, February 07, 2010

Valentines Day Prep

With Valentines Day just one week away, I expect many of you are busy planning ways to show your significant other just how much you love them. But what to do if you're stumped and that box of mouldy old chocolates and limp petrol station flowers just won't cut it?

Luckily for you, that 23rd century love-guru Captain James T. Kirk is on hand to show you just how you should treat your special lady on the most loved-up of days.


Ah! The ol' 'smooch-smooth-THWACK' - it's a classic!

7 comments:

CyberPete said...

He was so fit!

He could slap me silly anytime

Tara said...

That's quite an interesting ensemble he's wearing! If that's what we can expect to wear in the future...well...I'll cherish the present. :P

Excellent advice, though, Captain Kirk. I'll try it on the Valentine's Day I actually have a significant other (sniff, sob, wimper, yadda yadda yadda).

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Hmmm... An excellent move. I don't suppose you've developed a countermove, have you? I mean, I'm just wondering. Not that I have any intention to use it, say, on you then lock you away in my private store room for future use. Noooo... Just wondering...

Tim said...

Cyberpete - Gosh!

Tara - Ah, yes, that's his Thrall costume after his Starfleet uniform was torn apart by a large man wielding a … whip…

Inexplicable Device - Phaser on stun at close range. Sorted!

CyberPete said...

I know.

Although that was a little too Ike and Tina for me.

Tim said...

Yes, I think it was for all of us. But thank you for sharing!

CyberPete said...

Anytime.

Do you have another post ready? We need more info on your Bikram hot nekkid yoga practice and the running. Well, at least I could do with some inspiration.