Monday, February 02, 2009

Beautiful/dangerous Part II - and a tragic story

OK, so I ventured out a short while ago with my camera to record the momentous snow fall in all its glory. Turns out, though, that if you don't use your camera for a while (and by 'a while' I mean 'about four years') the batteries don't hold their charge too well, so I only got 10 snaps.

But 10 snaps is better than none.

This is a path that runs near Sparky Towers. It was covered in snow.

This is a main road. The pretty white snow had turned to a vile brown mush.

A church near the Thames.

The church yard. Note how I used a snowy ridge in the foreground. That's ARTY.

The River Thames, with Sunbury Lock in the distance. Actually is it Sunbury Lock? I don't know. Could be Walton-Upon-Thames. I could look it up, but what do you think I am - freakin' Google?

Another view of the River Thames. LOOK AT THE PRETTY TREE!

More of the same. Whatever.

A park in Sunbury-Upon-Thames (that's the posh bit of Sunbury - anything with 'Upon-Thames' tacked on its name is by its very definition posh).

Another view of the park. Those lovely houses in the background back onto the Thames, so when global warming causes sea levels to rise they're screwed, quite frankly.

A road called The Avenue. So actually it's an 'avenue,' not a 'road.'

Oh, and I did manage to get a short video clip of some action that took place as I walked back to Sparky Towers.


I wonder what happened to those guys?

Anyway, I promised you a tragic story, didn't I? While walking the streets earlier I kept seeing snowmen in people's front gardens – various kinds of snowmen, I hasten to add; some were very good, although most were hideously deformed - kind of like the Elephant Snowman, if you will. And really, that one I saw near the Thames … well, let me put it this way - the carrot really shouldn't go *there* if you know what I mean. Anyway, seeing all these snowmen brought back a flood of memories and one word in particular. That word was … Snowy … SNOWY … SNOOOOOOWY!

*Ahem*

When I was a kid, y'see, I was as guilty of making deformed snowmen as the kids of today. I cried a lot about my inability to make a decent snowman, but once my tears had thawed and I could open my eyes again I began to plot a new kind of snowman.

That snowman was Snowy.

Snowy was just like any other snowman, but with one major difference: he was only about 30 centimetres tall. He was awesome. So awesome, in fact, that I carried him around with me. So awesome that Big Bro could not help himself from drop-kicking snowy  down the end of the garden.

Poor Snowy…

Fortunately Sparky Ma was on hand to help me rebuild Snowy, like the Bionic Woman: better stronger, and, when we hid him in the shade of a bush, more resistant to melting. It was sad when Snowy did eventually melt though … the last remnant of winter, covered in dirt, shrinking away … it was the longest goodbye, dear reader.

Actually, screw Snowy. I really wish I'd round-housed one of those deformed snowmen I saw earlier; y'know, go totally Matrix on its frosty ass. That would've been so awesome.

10 comments:

Tara said...

Those are beautiful shots! Those trees are so pretty with the snow caught on the branches.

With all that surprise snow that you received, I think Snowy should be brought back to life ASAP before everything melts again.

Tim said...

Thanks Tara! As for Snowy, well, I think the neighbours would talk if I took to carrying around a small snowman in my arms.

And not in a good way.

missyandchrissy said...

the snow looks so pretty! there are still remnants from our last snowfall around here, but they aren't looking so lovely at this point.

and with all that snow you could make an ARMY of snowys this time around - then the neighbors would be too frightened to talk. =]

Tim said...

An entire army?! Now we're talking! In fact, I might just go make them under cover of darkness … everyone will wake up in the morning to find Snowys loitering on their front lawns.

It'll be like The Stepford Wives - only more chilling.

CyberPete said...

Gorgeous photos! Looks pretty like that.

It amazes me though that a country like yours comes to a complete standstill because of 10 centimeters of snow. Funny that.

BEAST said...

Awesome pictures Tim .Poor snowy was doomed from the start :-(

Inexplicable DeVice-upon-Thames said...

"It'll be like The Stepford Wives - only more chilling." Bwah hah hah hah... Ha!
Calvin of Calvin & Hobbes fame made hundreds of little snowmen once. He then imagined he was Godzilla and stomped them all into the ground!

All the snow in Norwich has gone. Well, we did only get about a centimeter yesterday.

Tim said...

Cyberpete - Well, yeah, I have to agree! Bearing in mind we had advance warning about this, I really didn't see much gritting going on Sunday. And as London Mayor Crazy Boris said, there's no point in investing in snow ploughs if we're only going to use them once every 20 years!

Beast - Thank you sir! Snowy was doomed; if Big Bro hadn't gotten him, global warming would've.

Inexplicable Device-upon-th- WTF!? WHAT!? That's like putting an antique chandelier in a council house! Stop it at once!

I remember that Calvin and Hobbes strip! In fact, I was just thinking the other day that I should go back and reread my Calvin and Hobbes books!

Only one centimetre? Pathetic.

the projectivist said...

everything looks prettier under a blanket of snow.
thanks so much for sharing, Tim!

CyberPete said...

I agree with crazy Boris. Maybe he isn't so crazy afterall.

It's still funny though. And snow days are lovely.