So it's out with the old… (And by 'old' I mean 'skanky, sticky, decrepit') … and in with the new! (By which I mean '...

One unmentioned fact about the oven story I posted previously was that I spent all of Sunday haring around West London in search of a shiny ...

Things I planned to do this weekend: • Finish watching my Star Trek Remastered Season Two boxset • Read a lot • Go to yoga • Do a run • Nap ...

So last night I went to my first gig 0f 2010 - Freelance Whales at the Borderline in Charing Cross Road. I went into it a little bit blind ...

Whoops. It took a timely comment from Cyberpete to remind me that it's been nigh on two weeks since I've posted something other than...

With Valentines Day just one week away, I expect many of you are busy planning ways to show your significant other just how much you love th...

I finally got to see Avatar on Friday. After four weeks and numerous failed attempts due to the cinema being booked out, I pre-booked ticket...

Years ago when I first became a member of the, well, cult of Apple, their keynote speeches and product unveilings didn't see to get much...

I teased, you demanded it, I deliver. Ladies and germs: the porn-star moo-tache! Admittedly I did not begin this week thinking "do you ...

I've been *so* busy the last couple of weeks. I don't say that to sound like I'm bragging (ooo, look at me - I've got a soci...

• Height: 6 foot • Glasses • Waterproof coat • Walking slowly Mike hasn't told anyone, but his wife demanded a divorce last week. It cam...

Physical descripion: • Height: 5 foot • Mid 30s • Hood up • Clutching a cup of coffee Sandra is late. She was supposed to be back at work 20...

Physical descripion: • Height: 6 foot • Short brown hair • Early 30s • Eyes focused at the ground Stuart is on his lunchbreak, walking to Ha...

For anyone stumbling upon this and thinking I've gone bonkers writing about some random woman, let me just remind you that this post is ...

Following on from my last post - and preceding the potentially awesome/awful - events of next week's storytelling epic, I spent Wednesda...

I was told off by Big Bro last night for not having written anything since last week; he thought I should've been a lean, mean blogging ...

For those of you not in the UK, let me tell you that it's been snowing the last couple of days. And by 'snowing' I mean 'sno...

Act I: The opening salvo I arrived round Sparky Ma and Pa's house on Christmas Eve to find one of Big Bro's friends - we shall call ...

Following hot on the heels of my year in reviews post comes the inevitable (go on, you know you want to say that like Kim Jong Il in Team Am...