With Valentines Day just one week away, I expect many of you are busy planning ways to show your significant other just how much you love them. But what to do if you're stumped and that box of mouldy old chocolates and limp petrol station flowers just won't cut it?
Luckily for you, that 23rd century love-guru Captain James T. Kirk is on hand to show you just how you should treat your special lady on the most loved-up of days.
Ah! The ol' 'smooch-smooth-THWACK' - it's a classic!
He was so fit!
ReplyDeleteHe could slap me silly anytime
That's quite an interesting ensemble he's wearing! If that's what we can expect to wear in the future...well...I'll cherish the present. :P
ReplyDeleteExcellent advice, though, Captain Kirk. I'll try it on the Valentine's Day I actually have a significant other (sniff, sob, wimper, yadda yadda yadda).
Hmmm... An excellent move. I don't suppose you've developed a countermove, have you? I mean, I'm just wondering. Not that I have any intention to use it, say, on you then lock you away in my private store room for future use. Noooo... Just wondering...
ReplyDeleteCyberpete - Gosh!
ReplyDeleteTara - Ah, yes, that's his Thrall costume after his Starfleet uniform was torn apart by a large man wielding a … whip…
Inexplicable Device - Phaser on stun at close range. Sorted!
I know.
ReplyDeleteAlthough that was a little too Ike and Tina for me.
Yes, I think it was for all of us. But thank you for sharing!
ReplyDeleteAnytime.
ReplyDeleteDo you have another post ready? We need more info on your Bikram hot nekkid yoga practice and the running. Well, at least I could do with some inspiration.