You know how they say that bad things happen in threes? Well I think I can say I've officially been three'd today. The 'Scraaaaa...

I don't think I mentioned this last week, but I won some CDs off the radio. Just as I won gig tickets off Shaun Keaveny on Xfm last year...

I should really have guessed that the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie (or TMNT as it's called - we'll come back to that) woul...

Well, no, not really. Here's what I've done today in brief (not 'in briefs') so that you can decide whether or not to read o...

As I've mentioned before, I used to play Badminton a lot. And by 'a lot' I mean 'A. LOT.' Geez, I used to run the freaki...

Right, this is getting silly. It snowed on me AGAIN today. As I left the house it was a bit sleety, and then over the next hour or so it tur...

I'm wondering if my slight obsessiveness about emos and the emo way of life is having a detrimental effect on my life. Let's review:...

So, last week: beautiful, spring-like, warm, sunny, etc, etc. I hope you're building up a beautiful mental image. Hell, I even went to l...

Simon just bought Sparky Ma Nintendogs for a Mother's Day present, which is a pretty damn good gift, and long overdue because he's b...

I was a tad late to work today; some bright spark has, you see, decided to put the most ludicrous set of temporary traffic lights up in Chis...

"Happy birthday to me, Happy birthday to meeeeee, Happy birthday dear Spaaaaaarky, Happy birthday to meeeeeeeee!" Of course, we al...

OK, so I've just got back from my first run with the new shoes, and I must say - diagnosis: awesome! Actually, make that: AWESOME! They...

After weeks and weeks of incessant bitching about gammy knees, funny ankles, and manky old trainers, I decided today that SOMETHING needed t...

OK, so I might not have written much of my book over the last couple of weeks, but work continues on it apace! In fact, Graham has been busy...

I've always done my utmost to be a good boy. I never egged old ladies in the street, never stole sweeties from the corner shop, and was ...

I haven't seen Sweatband in ages, then all of a sudden she sends me this email with a link to the 2007 Dysart Dash, which is the illustr...

I took lunch a little bit earlier today because I needed to go to the bank before meeting Yaz for our usual coffee+rant. The reason for my b...

Do you ever step out the door and feel like you're in The Truman Show or something? I had that today, although fortunately I wasn't ...

Well I felt just super last night; despite adverse weather conditions (and by 'adverse' I specifically mean 'rain and gale-force...

I went for lunch with Yaz today, and on the way to Secret Starbucks we talked music, as we occasionally do, but mainly because Yaz had made ...