Friday, August 04, 2006

Krrrrrrrrrrrryptonite!

Look - I've got some Kryptonite!


And by Kryptonite, I actually mean a plastic letter opener that was sent to me free by the Royal Mail.

So if Superman ever goes chicken oriental, get behind me - I'll cut him up bad like he was a second class letter!

YEAH!

7 comments:

  1. It looks like a glow-in-the-dark sex toy! Or is that just me?

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  2. Is that you in the picture - with the glow in the dark sex toy? (snicker)

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  3. Ladies! It's a letter-opener!! Good grief!!!

    You can't make an innocent little post these days without someone hauling it through the gutter!

    And yes, that is me: I am Kevin Spacey.

    God knows who the hunk on the left is...

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  4. You not only have my dream job, you get the coolest freebies!

    grrrrrr....

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  5. Are you talking about me or Kevin Spacey?!

    No doubt he gets some interesting freebies...

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  6. Anonymous5:06 am

    Actually, neither of you, I was talking about Lex Luthor.

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  7. Aaah, understandable!

    I wish I was a maniacal criminal genius...

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