Yeah, I know: I've not blogged for, like, FUH-EVAH. Well don't get your hopes up here; this is probably the laziest thing I've w...

It's around this time every year that I brace myself for a scrotum-tightening assault on my finances. Not because I throw caution to the...

So, here was an interesting problem: I was having a shower a while back (let's take a moment for you to bathe in that glorious image) an...

A few weeks back I regaled you with the tale of how I got a little bit tiddily for the first time in, um, MANY years. As you may recall, th...

So, in a remarkable and totally unexpected moment this evening, I taught a yoga class. OK, so that's a *slight* exaggeration - I didn...

So, in an exciting turn of events this week I was the victim of some cheeky fraudsters. Basically, someone, somehow, got hold of my debit ca...

So, the Space Shuttle Discovery safely concluded its final mission this week which was awesome, but also very sad because, well, it was its ...

Which would totally be the name of my band if I was a singer in the sixties. For a long time now I've been meaning to go back through my...

Not to get all 'woe is me,' but I've been working really quite hard so far this year. And by 'working really quite hard'...

So a lovely colleague escaped left our company last week, and to commemorate the occasion another colleague asked me if I could put togethe...

A few weeks back I found out that one of my favourite bands, Panic! At the Disco, were going to be playing an intimate (not THAT sort of int...

Setting fire to things wasn't the only highlight of Wednesday's Better Off Ted evening. In other news, I *think* I actually made Sk...

Let's get this straight: while I am a man and am currently in possession of all the prerequisite manly bits, I do have one massive manly...

I can't make up my mind if syringey should be spelt 'syringey' or 'syringy.' Anyone got a clue? Ah, bugger it; I'm g...

So I found myself in Islington this evening; to be specific, at a party held by the lovely Marsha who is bidding farewell to London and is ...

There's one thing, one silly little inconsequential fact that I've always loved about Star Trek scripts – and I literally mean the s...

As happens every now and then, I woke up this morning and thought 'do you known what? Let's make an effort today.' And by that I...