Thursday, June 05, 2008

Nature is exciting/a tease

It's not every day you see a human-sized rubber duckie in Hammersmith high street, but fortunately for me, today was that day.

Notice how that woman thought I was taking a picture of her, and how that bloke is carrying his small loaf like it's a tricorder.

And in other nature-based news, I just flicked the TV over to BBC2 ready for Heroes, only to find Springwatch was on. And as I turned away Bill Odie said "I can assure you there's a pair of tits there."

Apparently they were talking about some birds, but by the time I'd turned around again the camera had gone to a close-up of Kate Humble. Saucy.

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Sorry for the lack of updates - I've been a bit busy with some bits and bobs. On the plus side, if I do some stuff with fellow bloggers I don't actually have to write about it.

Good times!

29 comments:

  1. That bloke in the red, he looks like someone I met in London some years ago when I made a failed attempt to crack into the hotel cleaning business there.

    He was nice.

    The yellow duckie is definately kooler than the Star Trooper down by the London Eye.

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  2. Haha....Sorry chick with the gigantic leather purse, he was taking a photo of the OTHER chick behind you!

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  3. Cyberpete - I should've posed with the duck, shouldn't I?

    Tara - That is a massive bag, isn't it?

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  4. You're blogging next week's quiz, Mr Murphy.

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  5. You should have!

    That would have been awesome. Of course, I never posed with the Star Trooper either.

    Never crossed my mind

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  6. Willowc - I am? We better make it exciting then!

    Cyberpete - It would've been embarrassing if it had followed me home, then tried to get in the bath with me.

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  7. Yet strangely exciting, no?

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  8. What's with all the bread? Tall bloke with the black rucksack looks like he's got a loaf under his arm!

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  9. And what's with the jam-based wordage?

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  10. Anonymous10:00 am

    Was the duck there for a 'flogging you something silly' or do you think someone just felt like wearing their duckie suit?

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  11. You've been busy with your Timbits?

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  12. Cyberpete - Um, I'm thinking … no.

    Inexplicable Device - Everyone wanted to feed the ducks, of course.

    Watch*Paint*Dry - I think it was just a pervert in a suit.

    MJ - Always.

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  13. I'd have thought it would have been weird in the good way.

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  14. Nope; at the end of the day it's still a dude in a duck suit.

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  15. Hehehe ok.

    Are you sure it's a bloke though? Couldn't it be a hot girl in there?

    Ducks aren't the most masculine of birds yanno.

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  16. I can see it's Bill.

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  17. Is Bill Oddie a massive perv or something?

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  18. I've always suspected he might be…

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  19. If anyone was going to be the perv, I would have thought it would be Tim Brooke Taylor.

    Something about his clean-cut Maggie Thatcher loving appearance.

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  20. I think they're all pervs. Goodies my arse.

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  21. Oh Tim. You really shouldn't make final statements like that - You never know who might come along and turn it into something untoward.

    It's a good job the next commenter was me. Otherwise, who knows what kind of filth may have been unleashed?

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  22. That's very true - thank god such a virtuous person as you came along!

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  23. HALLELUJAH! HAAAALELUJAH! HALELUYAHALHOOOLIYAHALIHALLALOOYAAAH!

    Was the the heavens opening and a chorus of angels singing? Or a group of rogue hula dancers? You can never be too sure.

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  24. Anonymous12:36 pm

    What duck?

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  25. T-Bird - Sounds like Jeff Buckley to me!

    Sylvie Girl - I don't know. I think I was hallucinating. It's not there anymore so I must've been.

    Maybe it migrated!

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  26. * clasps hands together whilst smiling a beatific smile and squinting because of the too-shiny halo *

    P.S. I expect the reason you haven't posted for a while is because you're working on your submission for the Unnamed Project? Am I right?

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  27. That light is because you're standing in front of the sun. Sit down!

    The reason why I haven't been posting is because I'm too bloody busy! Although I've just done one.

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