Wednesday, October 11, 2006

To good to miss

So I read with interest that Madonna flew into ... some African country and picked up this season's MUST-HAVE celebrity accessory:

A small boy.

Yes, she boug- erm, adopted, a small boy. And he's called David.

Bless.

You can imagine the poor little blighter waking up after his first night in the care of ol' Madge to see her looming over him, screeching...

"HELLO DAVE!!!!"


AARRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!
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8 comments:

  1. Dinah4:36 am

    Madonna, eh? When Angelina does it it's like, "ooooohhhhh" or "hmmmmm", with Madonna it's like, "hmm?????"

    I feel exceedingly non-verbal right now.

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  2. Miss Smuggersham7:53 am

    I agree with Dinah and will file that under things that make you go "HMMMM?"

    You're my wife now!

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  3. Tim9:11 am

    Dinah - A agree!

    Miss T - I am?

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  4. Miss Smuggersham11:36 am

    Wanna buy some pegs?

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  5. Devine Dora12:30 pm

    You're not Dave.

    That's okay Dave, my wife will read your palm now, Dave. But first you must cross her palm with silvers....

    That poor child.

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  6. Miss Smuggersham12:35 pm

    Simba! Tuk Tuk!!

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  7. Inexplicable DeVice7:40 pm

    My wife was right. There is a blockage. I've fixed it nowww...

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  8. Tim8:48 pm

    Miss T - No, I don't need any pegs. But thank you for asking.

    Dora - That's right, I'm not Dave.

    Miss T - Simba?! The Lion King?!?!

    Inexplicable Device - Erm... good!

    You awesome people - you're all my one little Papa Lazarou. Lazarous? Lazarai?

    YOU'RE ALL MIIIIINE NOW!

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