Now, I'm not a massive fan of him in general, but there was a feature on Richard Bacon's Xfm radio show today that actually reduced me to tears of laughter.
The basic gist of it was that you had to insert the word 'testicals' or 'testes' into a the name of a well-known television show, the idea being that hilarity would ensue.
Thus, there were answers such as:
Faulty Testicals (towers)
Testicals or no Testicals (Deal or no Deal)
Teletesticals (Teletubbies)
One foot in the Testicals (One foot in the Grave)
America's Next Top Testical (model)
And so on.
Well, seeing as I found it so amusing, I thought you lot would too. So I've stolen the idea. Except let's do it with movie titles, because they're a bit more universal than TV shows.
I'll start you off with:
Desperately Seeking Testicals
The Testical Strikes Back
Testical Story
You, Me, and Testicals
Back to the Testical
Pirates of the Testicals
Sky Captain and the World of Testicals
The Good, the Bad, and the Testicals
Go crazy kids!
I'm liking the Star Wars series (or the Testical Wars?)
ReplyDeleteThe Phantom Testical
Attack of the Testical
Revenge of the Testical
A New Testical
The Testical Strikes Back
Return of the Testical
Much like boobs a little while ago, it has now lost all meaning.
And I'm loving A League of Their Testicals.
dirty rotten testicals. lock, stock, and two smoking testicals. monty python and the holy testicals. goodness, we could play this game for HOURS!
ReplyDeletePriscilla: Queen of the Testes
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Artificial Testicals
I, Testical
The League of Extraordinary Testicals
The Testes of Eastwick
Flight of the Testical
Need I go on? (I really want to!)
Ha ha ha!!! Those are fantastic!
ReplyDeleteLet's play on!!
ET: The Extra Testical
The Lion, the witch, and the testical
Alien Vs Testical
Nightmare on Testical Street
Indiana Jones and the Testical of Doom
Herbie goes Testicals
ReplyDeleteThe Little Testical
THe Lion Testical
Beauty and the Testical
Testical and the Beast
Singin' in the Testicals
Gone with the Testicals
Testical Act II: Back in the Testicals
Testicals of Dogtown
A testical to remember
ReplyDeleteYou've got Testicals!
ReplyDeleteCharlie and the Testical Factory
ReplyDeleteThe Day the Testical Stood Still
Testicals of Desire
Down with Testicals
Old Testical
My Big Fat Testical Wedding
My Big Fat Greek Testical?
ReplyDeleteHa ha! All these suggestions are cracking me up!!
Breakfast at Testicals? Testicals at Tiffany's?
Lethal Testical
Robin Hood: Prince of Testicals
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Testicles
ReplyDeleteMarch of the Testicles
Look Who's Talking Testicles
National Lampoon's European Testicals
ReplyDeleteThe Day of the Testicals
ReplyDeleteStar Testical: The Testical of Khan
ST: The Search For Testes
ST: The Testical Home
ST: The Final Testical
Testical Trek: The Undiscovered Testical
ST: Testicals
ST: First Testical
etc. etc...
Oh, and:
ReplyDeleteBridget Jones' Testical
The Muppets take Testicals
ReplyDeleteA Testical called Wanda
Bedknobs and Testicals
Interview with the Testicles
Damn! I've just realised I've been spelling Testicles wrong! I'm a rubbish proof-reader!!!
Testicle vs. Testicle
ReplyDeleteBringing Up Testicles
Say Testicles...
Vanilla Testicles
Dirty Testicle
An Inconvenient Testicle
Testicle in Love
Testicle 13
Testicle Confidential
Assault on Testicle 13
ReplyDeleteDie Hard with a testicle
The Testicle club
Testicle Academy
Casper the little testicle
Dances with testicles
When Harry met testicles
Romancing the testicle
Groundhog Testicle
ReplyDeleteWayne's Testicle
Testicles in Seattle
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Strictly Testicles
Testicle State
Testicles on a Plane
Testicle of the Jungle
101 Testicles
Dr. Testicle
Lord of the Testicles
ReplyDeletePlanet of the Testicles
The Butterfly Testicle
Team Testicle: World Police
Mission: Testicle
Close Encounters of the Testicle kind
Lost in Testicles
Mr and Mrs Testicle
The Iron Testicle
A Testicle in Paris
ReplyDeleteThe Sound of Testicles
The Wizard of Testicles
Rebel Without a Testicle
Testicle Without a Cause
Dude, Where's My Testicle?
I am clearly having too much fun doing this.
ReplyDeleteThe Testicle in the water
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Testicle come home!
Batman and Testicle
Sleepy Testicle
I think we're all having too much fun with this!!
I can't believe I too spelt testicle wrong. My excuse is that I was just copying everyone else!
ReplyDeleteWent to the cinema last night and saw Little Miss Testicle. It was brilliant. Very funny, but very touching. Fantastically acted by all concerned. Although the beauty pageant girls (little more than toddlers, really) were truly grotesque!
Dark Testicle
The City of Lost Testicles
Testicle Quest
Photographing Testicles
Very Annie Testicle
A Testicle at the End of World
I know! I can't believe I spelt it wrong. I pride myself on my speiling!
ReplyDeleteI was thinking about seeing Little Miss Testicle - and based on your comment I might just do that! Damn - yesterday was Orange Wednesday!!
Around the Testicle in 80 days
Robotesticle
(Ha ha! My word verification is sscab!)
Mine was 'testicle'!
ReplyDeleteJust kidding.
ReplyDeleteThat would've been amazing. It has to come up at some point, right!?
ReplyDeleteNacho Testicle!
Testicles of Fire
ReplyDeleteAdams Family Testicles
Me, Myself, and Testicles
Teen Testicles
ReplyDeleteTesticals came from outer space
The day the testicles stood still
Two and a half testicles
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