tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post8747505236863583645..comments2024-01-11T14:35:44.396+00:00Comments on Sparky Malarkey: Job doneTimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-34669208685166778182007-06-03T10:48:00.000+01:002007-06-03T10:48:00.000+01:00MJ - I think he probably meant bitch slap. You kno...MJ - I think he probably meant bitch slap. You know how bad his spelling's gotten since he saw Jamie Bamber in Sainsburys…<BR/><BR/>Dinah - How could we forget glove slaps! They're very important, and the only way for the upper class to slap!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-90780315497794787122007-06-03T03:32:00.000+01:002007-06-03T03:32:00.000+01:00Don't forget glove slaps. Those can be very import...Don't forget glove slaps. Those can be very important!Dinahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01656786749947858948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-67244136958810851692007-06-03T01:03:00.000+01:002007-06-03T01:03:00.000+01:00Big slaps?Surely that's a typo for "bitch slaps?"Big slaps?<BR/><BR/>Surely that's a typo for "bitch slaps?"The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-79435590436224462342007-06-03T00:18:00.000+01:002007-06-03T00:18:00.000+01:00Inexplicable Device - Wha...?!Dinah - Ha! No, it h...Inexplicable Device - Wha...?!<BR/><BR/>Dinah - Ha! No, it hasn't, has it? All together now: KATEE SACHOFF'S NIPPLES!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-31786183670279089302007-06-02T22:46:00.000+01:002007-06-02T22:46:00.000+01:00Katee Sachoff's nipples!That hasn't been said in a...Katee Sachoff's nipples!<BR/><BR/>That hasn't been said in awhile.Dinahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01656786749947858948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-58894351418963716522007-06-02T22:04:00.000+01:002007-06-02T22:04:00.000+01:00MJ: Well, I wasn't the one who walked into that po...<B>MJ</B>: Well, <I>I</I> wasn't the one who walked into that poor gnome's washing line and got his kecks in my face!<BR/><BR/>And I'll have you know, I can do quite big slaps. Not quite up to Alexis Colby's yet, but definitely a match for Krystal Carrington's!<BR/><BR/><B>Dinah</B>: Doesn't he, though?<BR/><BR/><B>Tim</B>: Well, if you bumped into Jamie Bamber, I'm sure you'd be all excitable, giddy and mouthy.<BR/><BR/>Perhaps not for the same reasons I was, though.<BR/><BR/>Unless...<BR/><BR/><B>iPandah</B>: This Celebrity Poker sounds fascinating. There're a few celebrities I'd like to poke...<BR/><BR/><B>The Host</B>: For Christ's sake! This isn't your Blog!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-17811215248287486252007-06-02T20:49:00.000+01:002007-06-02T20:49:00.000+01:00Ha ha ha! That would be awesome - imagine if he ju...Ha ha ha! That would be awesome - imagine if he just sat there pining over his Viper, and his lost love for Starbuck. And then Katee Sachoff would turn up, slap him, and say "geez, dude, it was a TV show, not real life!"<BR/><BR/>Then slap him again.Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-89054544065752797492007-06-02T17:46:00.000+01:002007-06-02T17:46:00.000+01:00I always seem to get to the comments bit after eve...I always seem to get to the comments bit after everything has happened :0( Nothing I could possibly say now would top any of it, so I'll only say this:<BR/><BR/>I saw Jamie Bamber on Celebrity Poker, but I didn't watch it all cos I don't like or understand Poker. But I watched it for about half an hour because I knew I recognised him from somewhere, despite his English accent and funny hair. When it clicked, I felt slightly disappointed. He's so much better at being Apollo than being JB. He should just be Apollo full time I think.<BR/><BR/>And that is that. I'll try and keep up next time.iPandahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04231293652963677958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-91329655014482894912007-06-02T14:48:00.000+01:002007-06-02T14:48:00.000+01:00MJ - He has been a tad mouthy recently, hasn't he?...MJ - He has been a tad mouthy recently, hasn't he? Ever since he bumped into Jamie Bamber he's been all excitable and giddy and mouthy. Calling you a clumsy bitch? RUDE, and terribly incorrect!<BR/><BR/>Dinah - *seems* being the operative word. Muwahahahahaha!!!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-63470308306454401952007-06-02T14:39:00.000+01:002007-06-02T14:39:00.000+01:00He *does* seem like a rather nice fellow!He *does* seem like a rather nice fellow!Dinahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01656786749947858948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-44715637335005901622007-06-02T14:06:00.000+01:002007-06-02T14:06:00.000+01:00IVD: How dare you call the current owner of The Sh...IVD: How dare you call the current owner of The Shorts a clumsy bitch? Maybe you don't want The Shorts afterall? You certainly don't deserve them.<BR/><BR/>And Tim is right. I, like Tim, only start the name calling after a week. Although I'm sure I made an exception to the rule when I met you. <BR/><BR/>You little slapper.<BR/><BR/>Tim seems like a rather nice fellow though.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-31465855976523433732007-06-02T12:05:00.000+01:002007-06-02T12:05:00.000+01:00Dinah - Yep, that pretty much sums me up!!Inexplic...Dinah - Yep, that pretty much sums me up!!<BR/><BR/>Inexplicable Device - A Tickle-Me-Emo? It would sit in the corner crying and self-harming of course!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-4299875486965733222007-06-02T09:05:00.000+01:002007-06-02T09:05:00.000+01:00* sniggers *Good one, Dinah!Although, what would a...* sniggers *<BR/><BR/>Good one, Dinah!<BR/><BR/>Although, what would a Tickle-Me-Emo do? It certainly wouldn't laugh...Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-6639391082462033412007-06-02T01:05:00.000+01:002007-06-02T01:05:00.000+01:00you're like the Elmo that sings and dances when it...you're like the Elmo that sings and dances when it's tickled. <BR/><BR/>Ooh! Tickle-me-Emo! That's as clever as I'm going to get all weekend.Dinahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01656786749947858948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-55419608162362706002007-06-01T22:28:00.000+01:002007-06-01T22:28:00.000+01:00I'm not your own personal tickle-me Elmo you know!...I'm not your own personal tickle-me Elmo you know!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-26527431136621298292007-06-01T21:25:00.000+01:002007-06-01T21:25:00.000+01:00Hmmm... You've wiggled out of it to my satisfacti...Hmmm... You've wiggled out of it to my satisfaction. The non-emo-ness, and the 'clumsy bitch'-ness.<BR/><BR/>Actually, just wiggle a little more. It's rather, as you say, endearing!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-72874686309315815512007-06-01T21:07:00.000+01:002007-06-01T21:07:00.000+01:00You can say that about a lot of things… I might go...You can say that about a lot of things… I might go looking for one at the weekend. A fern that is, not the furry centre. Unless I come across one, in which case I might poke it.<BR/><BR/>LIKE I EVER WENT EMO! TSK!<BR/><BR/>*GASP* I would never call MJ a clumsy bitch! I only call people clumsy bitches if I've known them for about… ooo, a week or so? And then it's a term of endearment!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-17666597602398511502007-06-01T20:58:00.000+01:002007-06-01T20:58:00.000+01:00It won't bite as long as you don't poke its furry ...It won't bite as long as you don't poke its furry centre... Really, don't poke the fur!<BR/><BR/>I hope the dalliance with emo-ism was just for research?<BR/><BR/>As for the 'clumsy bitch' comment: MJ, if you're reading this, he's talking to you!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-91292116031657423252007-06-01T20:08:00.000+01:002007-06-01T20:08:00.000+01:00Birds Nest Fern? OK… I'll check it oooooout. It be...Birds Nest Fern? OK… I'll check it oooooout. It better not be carnivorous. <BR/><BR/>Yes, the Chelsea smile in Pan's Labyrinth was rather nasty, wasn't it. Although he would've made a wicked Joker at the next Spanish Army Fancy Dress party.<BR/><BR/>Clumsy bitch; it's a remnent of my five second daliance with emo-ism. It brought my eyes out a treat!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-67366280151382053812007-06-01T20:03:00.000+01:002007-06-01T20:03:00.000+01:00Asplenium Nidus, or Birds Nest Fern to commoners. ...Asplenium Nidus, or Birds Nest Fern to commoners. That's what you should get for your bathroom. Actually, pretty much any type of fern would be good, as they like humid air and filtered, hazy light.<BR/><BR/>There, my day's quota of advice has been given. On to other things. Pan's Labyrinth: Rather Brutal = face stabby, no? I must admit, I was more than shocked! It's still a beautiful film, though.<BR/><BR/>* clunk *<BR/><BR/>Oops! I've knocked something over... Boots No.7 waterproof mascara? I thought you said 'Manly Toiletries'?Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-57500514733104712432007-06-01T08:39:00.000+01:002007-06-01T08:39:00.000+01:00Tara - Believe me, if you'd seen the vile-ac in my...Tara - Believe me, if you'd seen the vile-ac in my bathroom you'd have wanted to paint over it. She'd done an awful job with it, and there were marks on the wall where she'd banged things into it. Admittedly I left it like this for 18 months, but now I've finally gotten round to it everythings great!<BR/><BR/>And: I have...? Hmmm…!<BR/><BR/>Missy & Chrissy - You can never go wrong with dwarves and rainbows!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-66574116950259798682007-06-01T06:14:00.000+01:002007-06-01T06:14:00.000+01:00i would've been pissed about the lack of dwarves a...i would've been pissed about the lack of dwarves and rainbows too!missyandchrissyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10141201903688496110noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-18454966739938804482007-06-01T02:52:00.000+01:002007-06-01T02:52:00.000+01:00Oh and I forgot...You've been tagged.Oh and I forgot...You've been <I>tagged</I>.Tarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16103812856035857566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-79307347675365289642007-06-01T02:51:00.000+01:002007-06-01T02:51:00.000+01:00Great work! I know I'd be distracted by television...Great work! I know I'd be distracted by television too, since my bathroom is very close to the livingroom/entertainment room. Hmm...lilac, huh? I like that color. But in a bathroom, light colors including white seem so much nicer and have a crisp, clean look to everything. So I guess neon green was out of the question, huh? >:)Tarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16103812856035857566noreply@blogger.com