tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post8090406183664384044..comments2024-01-11T14:35:44.396+00:00Comments on Sparky Malarkey: I want you to hit me as hard as you canTimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-66017187265638505572007-07-16T19:36:00.000+01:002007-07-16T19:36:00.000+01:00Inexplicable Device - For sheer comedy value, I ho...Inexplicable Device - For sheer comedy value, I hope so!<BR/><BR/>MJ - As I suspected! And like pudding, there's always room for Nicole Ritchie!!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-79262635718026892132007-07-16T15:23:00.000+01:002007-07-16T15:23:00.000+01:00Not his lap. His face.Then IVD can use Rosie as hi...Not his lap. His face.<BR/><BR/>Then IVD can use Rosie as his butt plug. And still have room for Nicole Ritchie.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-83555056778325085922007-07-16T10:33:00.000+01:002007-07-16T10:33:00.000+01:00Eww Gods, I hope not!* wonders if MJ has ever had ...Eww Gods, I hope not!<BR/><BR/>* wonders if MJ has ever had Nicole Ritchie inserted where the sun doesn't shine *Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-42267505496807634252007-07-16T09:35:00.000+01:002007-07-16T09:35:00.000+01:00Dinah - You like High School Musical?! OK, I'll le...Dinah - You like High School Musical?! OK, I'll let you off just because you want to deck Avril Latrine. Hit her for her criminal records - then for her alleged plagerizm! She's not tough - she's just mascara and stripey socks! Get her!<BR/><BR/>T-Bird - We could be hooked up to the national grid - would be the first decent thing Williams has ever done! Good call on Paris Hilton - whack her till both her eyes are wonky! I don't know who Jamie Packer is, but if you want to punch him/her - go fer it!<BR/><BR/>MJ - Oh, god yeah! I think we should all tag-team Rosie! When you say 'sit on' IDV, do you mean his lap?Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-24522752580968234732007-07-16T02:16:00.000+01:002007-07-16T02:16:00.000+01:00That Rosie O'Donnell gets on my tits. I'll think u...That Rosie O'Donnell gets on my tits. <BR/><BR/>I'll think up a plan for her but in the meantime I'll have her sit on Inexplicable DeVice.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-33115985825557600512007-07-16T01:52:00.000+01:002007-07-16T01:52:00.000+01:00You and Robbie sound like some sort of manly perpe...You and Robbie sound like some sort of manly perpetual motion machine. <BR/><BR/>As for my pick... I think Paris Hilton is public enemy number one. Then Jamie Packer.Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-72334076919835562812007-07-15T22:30:00.000+01:002007-07-15T22:30:00.000+01:00This is the funniest post I've read in a long time...This is the funniest post I've read in a long time, maybe ever. I agree with all of your people! And I'm not a particularly violent person, I haven't been walking around grumbling about whacking people, but I totally back you up on all of these. (Except the non-love for High School Musical...)<BR/><BR/>I would take on Avril, I know she looks tough and dirty but I think I could take her - I once took karate!Dinahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01656786749947858948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-31128129898128869462007-07-15T21:45:00.000+01:002007-07-15T21:45:00.000+01:00Inexplicable Device - Ooo, Ainsley Harriot: good c...Inexplicable Device - Ooo, Ainsley Harriot: good choice. And nice use of the oven door. I'd be tempted to wake 'im with a frying pan too - just like they do in cartoons. Why not see if you can get his eyeballs to come out on stalks?<BR/><BR/>As for Data… well, he's a Soong-type android - I'm not sure he'd let you rip his arms off. Why not just press his 'off' button, then rip his arms off, turn him back on, then pummel him. <BR/><BR/>And watch MJ - what's she done to warrant being whacked?!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-38389793558086790632007-07-15T20:29:00.000+01:002007-07-15T20:29:00.000+01:00I've never seen "Fight Club". I should, I'm an Ed ...I've never seen "Fight Club". I should, I'm an Ed Norton fan, but just haven't.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, you definitely need to try kicking Blunt's ass. As for Orlando Bloom, I liked him as Legolas and sort of as Will Turner, but still would like to see him lose a fight. However, he fell down the stairs once and broke his back. This was before LOTR. He healed back up. So he may not be as fragile as we think if he can mend up from a broken back.Tarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16103812856035857566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-88010209638664890732007-07-15T19:51:00.000+01:002007-07-15T19:51:00.000+01:00Yay! First! Ha!I'd fight Ainsley Harriott. I'd ...Yay! First! <BR/><BR/>Ha!<BR/><BR/>I'd fight Ainsley Harriott. I'd wait until he's looking in the oven, checking that something is cooked, then repeatedly slam the oven door against his innanely grinning, shiny head. He has to be the most irritating man in all creation!<BR/><BR/>Then for pudding, I'd fight Lt. Cmdr. Data. I'd pull off his arms and beat him senseless with them - and if MJ just happens to get in the way, she may get a clock 'round the head, too! Once he's down, I'd download James Blunt's album into his positronic net which would effectively melt his innards. He has to be the most irritating android in all creation!<BR/>I'm glad he's dead! It's just a shame he didn't take B4 with him...<BR/><BR/> * breathes *Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-10898962456525969822007-07-15T17:43:00.000+01:002007-07-15T17:43:00.000+01:00Willowc - Oh, Ok, 'ave 'er then!!! As for Winona -...Willowc - Oh, Ok, 'ave 'er then!!! As for Winona - good choice; she's a criminal and needs to be punished.<BR/><BR/>MJ - In those green shorts? Ooo, it'd be like a cheese wire through chedder, I imagine.<BR/><BR/>Skillz - You know what? You can have him. I'm loathe to call him a celebrity anyway. That said, I would definitely fight someone who had the nerve to send me a Facebook invite.Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-7906376661212586682007-07-15T15:50:00.000+01:002007-07-15T15:50:00.000+01:00I'd fight anyone just to have the rights to fighti...I'd fight anyone just to have the rights to fighting Robbie Williams.skillzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02638588940126542733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-43997404226098500242007-07-15T15:07:00.000+01:002007-07-15T15:07:00.000+01:00I'd give Inexplicable DeVice a wedgie he'd never f...I'd give Inexplicable DeVice a wedgie he'd never forget.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-24919955331734054042007-07-15T15:06:00.000+01:002007-07-15T15:06:00.000+01:00No I'm sorry, she needs to be stopped before she s...No I'm sorry, she needs to be stopped before she sends me into a murderous fury. But you're right about the Winehouse woman, I'll replace her with Winona Ryder, because she's part of the alien vanguard too.WillowChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10387823621394526068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-70824214175208986992007-07-15T14:23:00.000+01:002007-07-15T14:23:00.000+01:00Winehouse? Really? I wouldn't, and I'm well 'ard. ...Winehouse? Really? I wouldn't, and I'm well 'ard. She looks like a cage fighter, and a dirty one at that. Honest to god, I think you would probably catch something off her.<BR/><BR/>I seem to be the only person in the world who quite likes the M&S woman's saucy voice, but if you want to punch her fair enough.<BR/><BR/>(BTW, you totally should've 'FIRSTED!' IDV's just going to jump in and claim it as his own. That's what he does.)Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-24614950431700922222007-07-15T14:15:00.000+01:002007-07-15T14:15:00.000+01:00I would fight Amy Winehouse, because I reckon with...I would fight Amy Winehouse, because I reckon with that hair she'd keep bouncing back like a wibbly wobbly doll, making my job an easy one. <BR/><BR/>Or perhaps the IRRITATING bint from the Marks&Sparks advert who rolls the word food' so it sounds like 'fffyyyyyood', I'd smack her repeatedly in the voicebox, ridding the world of one of its most terrifying enemies.WillowChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10387823621394526068noreply@blogger.com