tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post6715756835291812691..comments2024-01-11T14:35:44.396+00:00Comments on Sparky Malarkey: If there is one thing decorating has taught me…Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-39652954676573795442007-05-31T22:32:00.000+01:002007-05-31T22:32:00.000+01:00You love it!You love it!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-63522626546980108182007-05-31T12:44:00.000+01:002007-05-31T12:44:00.000+01:00Rrrrrrroowwwwaaarrrrggghhhh!I've been humming Wuth...Rrrrrrroowwwwaaarrrrggghhhh!<BR/><BR/>I've been humming Wuthering Heights all morning, dammit!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-40987827939443360832007-05-31T08:30:00.000+01:002007-05-31T08:30:00.000+01:00You mean I'm not already!?You mean I'm not already!?Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-4683257136107591582007-05-31T01:30:00.000+01:002007-05-31T01:30:00.000+01:00you could be just like Daniel Day-Lewis!you could be just like Daniel Day-Lewis!Dinahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01656786749947858948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-62172001113368900482007-05-30T22:14:00.000+01:002007-05-30T22:14:00.000+01:00Kathy - Scarily I'm reminded of the Kate Bush lyri...Kathy - Scarily I'm reminded of the Kate Bush lyrics "Heathcliff, its me--cathy.<BR/>Come home. Im so cold!<BR/>Let me in-a-your window"<BR/><BR/>It's the sort of thing I'd expect from IDV…<BR/><BR/>Dinah - I'm now reminded of the Raconteurs lyrics "Girl, you get them hands"!<BR/><BR/>MJ - Possibly… maybe his device fell off again… As for my nails, well, only if I could paint using my feet. Hmmm… I wonder if I can paint using my feet… Interesting…Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-71237756309349262282007-05-30T19:16:00.000+01:002007-05-30T19:16:00.000+01:00Is "Chatty Kathy" IVD's drag name?Tim, perhaps you...Is "Chatty Kathy" IVD's drag name?<BR/><BR/>Tim, perhaps you could paint your toes next. You're a natural nail model.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-42966072146748295922007-05-30T12:53:00.000+01:002007-05-30T12:53:00.000+01:00This hand is your hand, this hand is my hand...no ...This hand is your hand, this hand is my hand...no wait that's your hand....no wait...that's my hand!Dinahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01656786749947858948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-16389130121782824272007-05-30T12:51:00.000+01:002007-05-30T12:51:00.000+01:00Ohhh... Spank (sorry, 'slap' wouldn't work).I see ...Ohhh... Spank (sorry, 'slap' wouldn't work).<BR/><BR/>I see MJ's up to her usual muck-spreading...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-61211105743272605992007-05-30T08:56:00.000+01:002007-05-30T08:56:00.000+01:00Hello MJ from Canadinia-land! Ugh, I don't want to...Hello MJ from Canadinia-land! <BR/><BR/>Ugh, I don't want to think about IDV's warty wand. I suspect the end will snap off if he keeps twitching it.<BR/><BR/>Sadly, I don't think there will be a spring nail collection - all the decorating's now done, so me and paint are no longer friends. Although lime green on the landing might be quite nice…Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-41441143106696622342007-05-30T00:15:00.000+01:002007-05-30T00:15:00.000+01:00Hello Tim, I'm MJ from Canada. That scabby Inexpli...Hello Tim, I'm MJ from Canada. <BR/><BR/>That scabby Inexplicable DeVice sent me here. We call him IVD now for obvious reasons. Beware of his warty wand. It's been around the block a few times if you catch my drift.<BR/><BR/>Oh, I use Wite-Out correction fluid for my French manicure.<BR/><BR/>I'm hoping to see your Spring collection of nail colours in near future.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-50879022214192719422007-05-29T22:23:00.000+01:002007-05-29T22:23:00.000+01:00Inexplicable Device - Um, slap you?iPandah - Don't...Inexplicable Device - Um, slap you?<BR/><BR/>iPandah - Don't worry, they scare me too. So I've just cut them off! Just the nails, I mean, not the actual fingers.<BR/><BR/>Ooo - I watched the first 30 mins of Nemesis with Sparky Ma and Pa, then zipped back over to mine and had it on in the background while I was decorating. I braced for impact when Captain Picard warned me to.<BR/><BR/>IDV the Second - My, aren't we a chatty Kathy now!<BR/><BR/>Skillz - I told you to go with the high class ones, not the sassy ones! Damn sassy hookers!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-91258246181388128022007-05-29T20:20:00.000+01:002007-05-29T20:20:00.000+01:00My fingernails are black, but that's because I had...My fingernails are black, but that's because I had to dig a grave with my bare hands last night.<BR/><BR/>Damned hookers, why'd they have to be so sass-mouthed all the time!skillzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02638588940126542733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-82352670419034584562007-05-29T19:14:00.000+01:002007-05-29T19:14:00.000+01:00Now, those Remans certainly did have some super-bi...Now, those Remans certainly <I>did</I> have some super-bitch manicured nails, didn't they?Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-4929488100762908652007-05-29T18:39:00.000+01:002007-05-29T18:39:00.000+01:00Hmm, I'm slightly scared by this. Men with manicu...Hmm, I'm slightly scared by this. Men with manicured hands are a tad disturbing, it's all a bit 'camp guy on QVC.' Course, if you'd had green paint, that would have been quite cool, in an ecto-plasmic kind of way. But if you'd done em black, it'd have all been a bit too 'emo.'<BR/><BR/>I watched ST Nemesis last night. Natch, I thought of you.iPandahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04231293652963677958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-8079206553828049972007-05-29T18:33:00.000+01:002007-05-29T18:33:00.000+01:00Yay! The suns's out (briefly, I suspect) - I feel...Yay! The suns's out (briefly, I suspect) - I feel better already!<BR/><BR/>My! What big, strong, well-manicured hands you have!<BR/><BR/>What was that, Tim?<BR/><BR/>All the better to <I>what</I> me with?<BR/><BR/>* shocked *Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-89663232900854016152007-05-29T17:26:00.000+01:002007-05-29T17:26:00.000+01:00Just remark on how white my cuticles are.But pleas...Just remark on how white my cuticles are.<BR/><BR/>But please get the spelling right; I'm not running a school for slap-dash spellers here, y'know!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-38110590306251587072007-05-29T16:32:00.001+01:002007-05-29T16:32:00.001+01:00Used up my spelling, too. That was supposed to be...Used up my spelling, too. That was supposed to be 'wit' not 'with'...Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-82575433070948497152007-05-29T16:32:00.000+01:002007-05-29T16:32:00.000+01:00This is the second time I've been here, and I *sti...This is the second time I've been here, and I *still* can't think of anything to say.<BR/><BR/>I think I've used up all my with at MJs.<BR/><BR/>Bah!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-18640725284739748362007-05-29T08:21:00.000+01:002007-05-29T08:21:00.000+01:00Dinah - Do you think so? Thtat really is my hand w...Dinah - Do you think so? Thtat really is my hand with gloss paint under the nails. Also, I wonder if, like Joey in Friends, I could find my hand-twin?<BR/><BR/>Be glad I didn't use the other hand - that one is covered in paint and blisters. Nice!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-40981732411133029582007-05-28T22:24:00.000+01:002007-05-28T22:24:00.000+01:00I think you have a future as a hand model. If that...I think you have a future as a hand model. <BR/><BR/>If that is your real hand.Dinahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01656786749947858948noreply@blogger.com