tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post6706226507174616375..comments2024-01-11T14:35:44.396+00:00Comments on Sparky Malarkey: Live EarthTimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-3187206636273743802007-07-10T17:53:00.000+01:002007-07-10T17:53:00.000+01:00I don't want to hear about problems, I want result...I don't want to hear about problems, I want results! I believe the Noh-jay Consortium carries self sealing stem bolts - I'm sure they've got a website, google them.<BR/><BR/>Mmmmm… soft and mouldy… Huh?! Wha…?! Where am I?Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-42247702774050960852007-07-10T07:28:00.000+01:002007-07-10T07:28:00.000+01:00Aye, Sir!The latest Destructomatic 3000 is nearing...Aye, Sir!<BR/><BR/>The latest Destructomatic 3000 is nearing completion. It's mertiliser beam is giving me some problems, though. Do you know where one can find some self sealing stem bolts?<BR/><BR/>As for the Taylor Townsend-bot: Her upper... um... chassis, keeps going soft and mouldy. Perhaps using <I>actual</I> peaches was a bad idea...Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-69450976942774152722007-07-09T20:36:00.000+01:002007-07-09T20:36:00.000+01:00Professor DeVice - Get your mind out of the gutter...Professor DeVice - Get your mind out of the gutter and back onto thinking about diabolical robots with which to conquer the Earth. And maybe a Taylor Townsend-bot for the world leader. Y'know, for, um, when there's nothiong on telly…<BR/><BR/>Heh. You said "fannage!" *snigger*<BR/><BR/>Tara - Yep, that's the one. I *HATE* him, and any parady is well-deserved. I know Blunty was in the army, but I reckon I could 'ave him. Particularly with the iPummel in hand!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-58626127116925567612007-07-09T17:25:00.000+01:002007-07-09T17:25:00.000+01:00Isn't James Blunt the guy who sings in a girlishly...Isn't James Blunt the guy who sings in a girlishly high voice "You're Beautiful"? If so, yeah I hate him too. I hate listening to his voice. Weird Al Yankovic has a parody of the song called "You're Pitiful". That's more amusing than Blunt's version.Tarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16103812856035857566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-6233123823339305922007-07-09T14:09:00.000+01:002007-07-09T14:09:00.000+01:00Rude, Sir? Moi?! I wasn't the one who practicall...Rude, Sir? Moi?! I wasn't the one who practically said "while you're down there..."<BR/><BR/>Honestly, I blushed so much that even copius amounts of fannage hardly made a difference!<BR/><BR/>Really.<BR/><BR/>Although, I suppose I should obey what with you being the World Leader and all...Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-68390932416135281602007-07-09T08:51:00.000+01:002007-07-09T08:51:00.000+01:00Professor DeVice - Are you being rude?True story: ...Professor DeVice - Are you being rude?<BR/><BR/>True story: I was going to be called Ben before my parents realised it rhymed hideously with my surname.Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-7671026384378765742007-07-08T23:00:00.000+01:002007-07-08T23:00:00.000+01:00Kneel before you?! How very forward of you. I me...Kneel before you?! How very forward of you. I mean, we hardly know each other.<BR/><BR/>And Ben Volauvent? I thought your name was Tim...Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-6418725468442782242007-07-08T18:01:00.000+01:002007-07-08T18:01:00.000+01:00Professor DeVice it is! And you may call me 'Sir.'...Professor DeVice it is! And you may call me 'Sir.' KNEEL BEFORE TIM!<BR/><BR/>Muwahahaha! <BR/><BR/>Oops, shouldn't let this go to my head. I am benevolent, I am benevolent…<BR/><BR/>Skillz - Yeah, I tend to agree. I mean, Razorlight!? Good grief. The Foos certainly did raaawk, and Dave Grohl is the nicest man in raaawk!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-43607684111849844552007-07-08T14:46:00.000+01:002007-07-08T14:46:00.000+01:00These bloody concerts really bug me, if only becau...These bloody concerts really bug me, if only because most of the acts are shatty chart acts who nobody will ever remember. Though FFs rock; I saw them in the Millennillium Stadium and they suit huge venues.skillzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02638588940126542733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-20623972109437480932007-07-08T13:55:00.000+01:002007-07-08T13:55:00.000+01:00Ooh, ooh, I bagsy the Leading Scientist! I alread...Ooh, ooh, I bagsy the Leading Scientist! I already have experience with vats of bubbling, smoking goo. I wear <I>actual</I> glasses (when I'm not wearing contacts). And I think the name Professor DeVice fits nicely.<BR/><BR/>It's only natural that you'll be the World Leader. After all, you'll have experience after your stint as mayor of Londinium!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-45860010017328921502007-07-08T12:14:00.000+01:002007-07-08T12:14:00.000+01:00I'm right with you on the Jennifer Anniston-style ...I'm right with you on the Jennifer Anniston-style 'here comes the science bit' Earth-warming thing, and the fact that we, as the custodians of this planet, should do our utmost to look after it. Lucky you for missing the concert though; I kept thinking that I should turn over, turn off, or go and do something else, but sat there watching in the hope that something awesome would happen…<BR/><BR/>Off to read your spookily-linked post!<BR/><BR/>(By the way, do you want to be the leading scientist or the world leader? I think I'd look pretty good as a world leader, particularly if I have to wear a crown, but I also think I'd look good peering over the top of non-perscription spectacles and nodding sagely)Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-20238051238568053172007-07-08T11:43:00.000+01:002007-07-08T11:43:00.000+01:00Oh, and from a scientific point of view (rather th...Oh, and from a scientific point of view (rather than a money-grabbing-through-guilt government propaganda p.o.v.) climate change would happen whether humans did anything or not. Most CO2 is released into the atmosphere via the oceans and volcanoes.<BR/><BR/>Like yourself, I'm not a leading scientist or world leader either. Yet. But, leading scientists not on government payrolls aren't so quick to blame human consumption for rises in temperature.<BR/><BR/>There. Rant over.<BR/><BR/>Except for this: Humans should still be careful what they do while they're on this planet, as before they know it, something else will quickly evolve to take their place amongst the mess.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-72814947851899369812007-07-08T11:35:00.000+01:002007-07-08T11:35:00.000+01:00Ooh, first! And this post kinda links in to the o...Ooh, first! And this post kinda links in to the one I've just put up.<BR/><BR/>Spooky.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, while I was aware of such nincompoopery, I failed to see any of it - Yay me! Sounds like a rubbish line up, as you say...Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.com