tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post5898569986077180994..comments2024-01-11T14:35:44.396+00:00Comments on Sparky Malarkey: Fists of furyTimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-23002576635719008032008-02-24T20:44:00.000+00:002008-02-24T20:44:00.000+00:00I am completely envious of Kylie's pert bottom. Th...I am completely envious of Kylie's pert bottom. That's one of my training goals. That was too much information but I am keeping with the bravado theme.<BR/><BR/>Mr Snuffy! I want to say something about his trunk and snozzling, but can't quite bring myself to double entendre a childhood icon.Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-67787300917268846082008-02-23T22:58:00.000+00:002008-02-23T22:58:00.000+00:00Well she waved in my direction a couple of times b...Well she waved in my direction a couple of times but there were wee kids waving at her in front of me so I think she was humouring them, not me.<BR/><BR/>Although in my head she was waving just for me.<BR/><BR/>Like back in 2000 when she kept eye contact with me through her entire show. I was on second row back then - awesome!CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-82083503191720385102008-02-23T21:57:00.000+00:002008-02-23T21:57:00.000+00:00Damn! She's such a tease! Did she wave back? If no...Damn! She's such a tease! Did she wave back? If not you should've peed in a bottle and hoofed it on stage - that would've got her attention.Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-86499547686511569812008-02-23T21:46:00.000+00:002008-02-23T21:46:00.000+00:00She wasn't wearing hotpants, she was wearing a bea...She wasn't wearing hotpants, she was wearing a beautiful red dress all the way to the floor. <BR/><BR/>Not a chance in hell you'd see up there at that point. - not that I tried looking up there. I was busy waving at her like a mentally retarded 6 year old spotting a pedophile handing out candyCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-9805481445157928742008-02-23T21:06:00.000+00:002008-02-23T21:06:00.000+00:00More like she realised everyone could see up her h...More like she realised everyone could see up her hotpants!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-11375105967317844202008-02-23T15:20:00.000+00:002008-02-23T15:20:00.000+00:00With my singing talents I'm sure she'll be gobsmac...With my singing talents I'm sure she'll be gobsmacked<BR/><BR/>She did stop in the middle of I believe in you last time I saw her live<BR/><BR/>she claimed it was because she was reading a banner. HmmmCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-21093687914325282132008-02-23T14:07:00.000+00:002008-02-23T14:07:00.000+00:00Who knows, that might also work!Who knows, that might also work!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-75468445319656711352008-02-23T13:56:00.000+00:002008-02-23T13:56:00.000+00:00I will try - it's quite funny after a whileAlthoug...I will try - it's quite funny after a while<BR/><BR/>Although when Kylie comes to town I'll be singing along at the top of my lungs<BR/><BR/>and dancing like there is no tomorrowCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-20022250070980160982008-02-23T13:02:00.000+00:002008-02-23T13:02:00.000+00:00T-Bird - I love it when you swoop in with such bra...T-Bird - I love it when you swoop in with such bravado!<BR/><BR/>T-Bird (the second) - I shall respond with bullet points!<BR/><BR/>• It totally was.<BR/>• Don't be - I'm as cuddly as Mr Snuffaluffagus in the middle of winter.<BR/>• That's quite an image!<BR/>• It's not, but what it is is dapper. And dapper is good.<BR/><BR/>Dinah - I'm a total badass. But a cuddly one!<BR/><BR/>Tara - I don't know if I can call on my badass powers all the time, but if I'm ever in the States and there's some manager hasslin' that needs a-doing, I'll see what I can do.<BR/><BR/>Inexplicable Device - Can't you defend yourself from little girls learning to swim? Are you worried they'll pop your armbands?<BR/><BR/>Cyberpete - But it would've been hilarious if he had forgotten the words. That's something to strive for, and I insist you keep at it!<BR/><BR/>Skillz - It is indeed a top venue. Don't worry too much about the stripes, logo, and tour dates on your t-shirt - one wash and I'm sure they'll just disappear.Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-64825124442997775842008-02-23T12:47:00.000+00:002008-02-23T12:47:00.000+00:00I love Scala, one of the best venues for seeing ba...I love Scala, one of the best venues for seeing bands that aren't too rocky. I saw Jimmy Eat World at Brixton on Monday and got a dodgy knock-off tee outside. It had black and red stripes like Dennis the Menace, logo on the front and tour dates on the back. Which were all wrong.skillzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02638588940126542733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-24767383243865504412008-02-23T08:11:00.000+00:002008-02-23T08:11:00.000+00:00Yes what is it with drunk guys at concerts?I went ...Yes what is it with drunk guys at concerts?<BR/><BR/>I went to a concert about 3 weeks ago with friends and we also ended up quite close to the stage. We were battered, bruised and our feet were crushed by the time it was over.<BR/><BR/>Best thing, I was staring at the lead singer all through the gig not singing along because I didn't know any of the songs. It was mean but I really intended to make him forget the words or lose concentration. Fortunately for him, he didn't.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-89996130955108270852008-02-23T07:37:00.000+00:002008-02-23T07:37:00.000+00:00Or, you could stay in England and be *my* bodyguar...Or, you could stay in England and be *my* bodyguard for shopping trips, going to parties (not very many), walking to work, going swimming (why do people have to swim so close?!) and the like.<BR/><BR/>I don't go to gigs for precisely the reasons that made you get your gander up. Although, I might just start going again now, if you'll be there to deflect wayward elbows and do some neck punching.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-13712815878859411742008-02-23T04:09:00.000+00:002008-02-23T04:09:00.000+00:00Oh my! The raised fist and the "if looks-could-kil...Oh my! The raised fist and the "if looks-could-kill" expressions...I'd say you had a busy night! Can I use you as a bodyguard against my manager who likes to rub shoulders without asking? Course that would mean you'd have to fly over here to America and of course I'd pay you for your bodyguard services and your sunglasses, but still.. ;)Tarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16103812856035857566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-73813102450827792682008-02-23T01:06:00.000+00:002008-02-23T01:06:00.000+00:00Whooooo, you're a concert badass! And thanks for t...Whooooo, you're a concert badass! And thanks for the Kings Cross link...it more fully completes the image.Dinahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01656786749947858948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-16217833014881265552008-02-22T23:49:00.000+00:002008-02-22T23:49:00.000+00:00And now for a more sensible comment in bullet poin...And now for a more sensible comment in bullet points: <BR/><BR/>* The concert looked awesome<BR/>* I'm a little bit afraid of you now, that glare sounds horrible<BR/>* I have a mental picture of a pale english man with a monocle, cravatt and dead parrot raising his fists for a right good cuffing. <BR/>* The above mental image is not exactly threatening.Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-34340868839383335312008-02-22T23:45:00.000+00:002008-02-22T23:45:00.000+00:00First bitches!First bitches!Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.com