tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post3153520154756971224..comments2024-01-11T14:35:44.396+00:00Comments on Sparky Malarkey: Twas the night before Christmas (eve, anyway)Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-67453971058747610892006-12-27T00:24:00.000+00:002006-12-27T00:24:00.000+00:00Dora - I know, crazy, crazy kings indeed!
Do you ...Dora - I know, crazy, crazy kings indeed!<br /><br />Do you think Batman really smells? I suppose he'd get a bit sweaty in that costume while he's fighting, but I really think we should give the guy a break seeing as he is fighting crime.<br /><br />Wonder Woman does have tits and and arse. And particularly fine ones depending on who's drawing her. And she has a lasso of truth.<br /><br />Mutley the Dog - Thank you for your... insightful comment! Merry Christmas to you too, and I hope being a dog and lacking opposable thumbs does not prevent you from enjoying your copious amounts of money!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-79508027563280273132006-12-26T22:53:00.000+00:002006-12-26T22:53:00.000+00:00I am rich and you are not - Happy Xmas!I am rich and you are not - Happy Xmas!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-10537395412356542862006-12-25T10:17:00.000+00:002006-12-25T10:17:00.000+00:00Ha ha - a rubber cigar! What the hell were those ...Ha ha - a rubber cigar! What the hell were those crazy, crazy kings thinking? I remember singing the one about jingle bells, batman smells...as I recall Wonder Woman flew TAA - or some such thing.<br /><br />Does TAA stand for tits and arse? I only just thought about that. That would make a lot of sense as WW does have the TAA....Devine Dorahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13869319877264946270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-61696212432871084132006-12-25T00:25:00.000+00:002006-12-25T00:25:00.000+00:00So it's kinda like 10 green bottles, but with thre...So it's kinda like 10 green bottles, but with three kings instead? Awesome!!<br /><br />Ha ha - I love your version of Joy to the World! Maybe we should all get together and record an album of alternate lyric'd songs for next year?Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-42225136088376006672006-12-25T00:23:00.001+00:002006-12-25T00:23:00.001+00:00Oh! and Jingle Bells, Batman smells, that was anot...Oh! and Jingle Bells, Batman smells, that was another classic.Dinahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01656786749947858948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-56648272839788278052006-12-25T00:23:00.000+00:002006-12-25T00:23:00.000+00:00I think it went something like this:
We three ki...I think it went something like this: <br /><br />We three kings of Orient are<br />trying to smoke a rubber cigar<br />it was loaded <br />and exploded<br />Poof!<br /><br />We two kings...etc. <br /><br />It's right up there with "Joy to the World, the school burned down."Dinahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01656786749947858948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-69151093827763623092006-12-25T00:12:00.000+00:002006-12-25T00:12:00.000+00:00And Christmas snaps to you too IDV!!!
And thanks ...And Christmas snaps to you too IDV!!!<br /><br />And thanks for reminding me about the Jesus Yamaha tune - I'd totally forgotten that one!!!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-4018047501638771862006-12-24T14:14:00.000+00:002006-12-24T14:14:00.000+00:00"Jesus Christ! Superstar!
Came to town on a Yama..."Jesus Christ! Superstar!<br /><br />Came to town on a Yamaha.<br /><br />Did a skid, <br /><br />killed a kid<br /><br />and rattled his balls* on a dustbin lid!"<br /><br />... or somesuch. Anyway, I think we can all learn the true meaning of Christmas from that delightful playground song from yesteryear. <br /><br />Can't we?<br /><br />Oh well. Snaps to William Shatner!<br /><br />have a great Christmas, Tim.<br /><br />Bah! Humbug!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />* could've been baubles, but the glass ones would've smashed against the metal bin lids...Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-60708047650479127012006-12-24T11:03:00.000+00:002006-12-24T11:03:00.000+00:00Kings smoking exploding rubber cigars!? Ha ha!! I'...Kings smoking exploding rubber cigars!? Ha ha!! I'm not familiar with that one - I'll have to Google it!!<br /><br />You have an awesome one too, Dinah!!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-84855079060297051142006-12-24T01:17:00.000+00:002006-12-24T01:17:00.000+00:00We always sang the one where the kings tried to sm...We always sang the one where the kings tried to smoke a rubber cigar, it was loaded and exploded...I forget the rest. <br /><br />Merry Christmas!Dinahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01656786749947858948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-77364563973740879222006-12-24T00:11:00.000+00:002006-12-24T00:11:00.000+00:00And I thought the only thing they sold in Leiceste...And I thought the only thing they sold in Leicester Square was crap portraits of celebrities, dodgy lighters, and drug!<br /><br />Thanks for the heads up Skillz!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-42211305602248431472006-12-23T15:07:00.000+00:002006-12-23T15:07:00.000+00:00Three wise men from Leicester Square
Selling knic...Three wise men from Leicester Square<br /><br />Selling knickers, 10 pence a pair<br /><br />They're fantastic<br /><br />No elastic<br /><br />Please buy your granny a pairskillzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02638588940126542733noreply@blogger.com