tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post2822343214952530710..comments2024-01-11T14:35:44.396+00:00Comments on Sparky Malarkey: It's official - you heard it here firstTimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-41094814850074571962007-02-23T20:58:00.000+00:002007-02-23T20:58:00.000+00:00Ooo, yes, 24 inches of wonderment. I think one of ...Ooo, yes, 24 inches of wonderment. <BR/><BR/>I think one of my mayoral policies is that everyone must use a Mac. And those dirty PC-huggers will have to make do with bootcamp or whatever it is that lets you use w**dows on a Mac.<BR/><BR/>(seriously, though, why would anyone do that!?)Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-49286468975567614722007-02-23T20:48:00.000+00:002007-02-23T20:48:00.000+00:00I hope so, for both our sakes. Starting with the ...I hope so, for both our sakes. Starting with the new iMac.iPandahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04231293652963677958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-25926684164638522112007-02-23T20:33:00.000+00:002007-02-23T20:33:00.000+00:00ipandah - You conform as much as you want! Awesome...ipandah - You conform as much as you want! Awesome, thank you. In fact, I like your ideas - you can be my campaign manager. As for the Houses of Parliament idea - I think if we projected an image of me dressed as Batman on there that would be great, because that would convey that I'm tough but fair, and have an air of mystery about me.<BR/><BR/>And if Apple sponsor me do I get freebies?Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-48634661573618869922007-02-23T20:05:00.000+00:002007-02-23T20:05:00.000+00:00At the risk of sounding like a conformist I'D VOTE...At the risk of sounding like a conformist I'D VOTE FOR YOU. See, I even wrote it in capitals, that means I'm SERIOUS. You could project your name/slogan on to the Houses of P like FHM did with Gail Porter's bee-hind. The monkeys could wear those scrolling LED t-shirts to further advertise your message, and you could make it so that we all work from home, and only have to venture into London for social activities. Also, if you get Apple to sponsor you, a large proportion of people with iPods, and EVERYONE who is a Mac head generally, will vote for you, because that's just what we do. Live long and prosper Mayor Leng....(that's got a helluva ring to it....)iPandahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04231293652963677958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-75779021553994151862007-02-21T21:25:00.000+00:002007-02-21T21:25:00.000+00:00Tara! You're totally my mayoral ambassador to the ...Tara! You're totally my mayoral ambassador to the United States of Americaland!! Wow! You're totally geared up for the political campaign trail, aren't you? All I've got so far is a plot to release monkeys around London!<BR/><BR/>I don't even know when the mayoral elections are, to be honest. I should probably find out, shouldn't I? I think it's next year. <BR/><BR/>Bumper stickers are an awesome idea, except for the fact that I think Ken will have priced all the cars off the road by then, so we'd have stickers and no cars to stick them on.<BR/><BR/>Maybe I should get Banksy to graffiti tags everywhere… Or have the monkeys hand out flyers!<BR/><BR/>I've kinda gone off on a stream of consciousness thing here, huh?Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-64522045970975576762007-02-21T21:16:00.000+00:002007-02-21T21:16:00.000+00:00I'll vote for you! I don't live in the UK, but I'l...I'll vote for you! I don't live in the UK, but I'll make sure your name is an option in the states. If you need someone to put a slogan on T-shirts, bumper stickers and pins, I'm your man..Er well..woman. You know what I mean. I even have some magnetic backing to make fridge magnets and I have stuff to make bumper stickers for the cars.Tarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16103812856035857566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-28787115969185774012007-02-21T18:46:00.000+00:002007-02-21T18:46:00.000+00:00Hurrah! I have the dead on my side! They won't whi...Hurrah! I have the dead on my side! They won't whiff, will they? I can't have my new utopian London smelling of dead people.<BR/><BR/>I also have better hair than Ken, and my clothes fit properly. What's up with his weird Dynasty-style shoulder pads? Bizarre…Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-41429414890354596232007-02-21T13:04:00.000+00:002007-02-21T13:04:00.000+00:00You get my vote, too. Chiselled good looks and we...You get my vote, too. Chiselled good looks <I>and</I> well defined thighs? Oh my!<BR/><BR/>I'll rally around with the undead and bring them on board, too - although, not onboard the shockingly bad public transport (thanks Ken) - Their votes will far outweigh the living's. Everyone knows that there are far more dead people than alive ones.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-45579485399576278122007-02-21T08:30:00.000+00:002007-02-21T08:30:00.000+00:00Dinah - You're telling me! It's all a bit drab the...Dinah - You're telling me! It's all a bit drab these days. I want to paint the streets in vibrant colours!<BR/><BR/>T-Bird - I'm not sure you're eligible to vote, seeing as you don't live in London… but then again, I might need all the help I can get. Any chance you can do a reasonable cockney accent - that might help us get you through.<BR/><BR/>Oh, and I'll make both of you my sexy good-times ambassadors to Canadinialand and Auuuuuuustraaaaliavilleland!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-75799295157047038262007-02-21T07:30:00.000+00:002007-02-21T07:30:00.000+00:00I vote for sexy good times too. It's a very import...I vote for sexy good times too. It's a very important issue, and more attention needs to be payed by our governments. I say we start funding sexy good times NOW!Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-71415086870852027302007-02-20T23:11:00.000+00:002007-02-20T23:11:00.000+00:00It's about time London had some well-defined thigh...It's about time London had some well-defined thighs in charge. Bring back the sexy good-times!Dinahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01656786749947858948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-19700604166749071412007-02-20T22:06:00.000+00:002007-02-20T22:06:00.000+00:00Skillz - Exactly! If I trained it into work it wou...Skillz - Exactly! If I trained it into work it would cost about £200 a month AND take around two hours each way. Where's the incentive when I can drive it each day in 40 minutes and at half the cost?<BR/><BR/>I know - there is no incentive, so price me out of it!<BR/><BR/>Skillz. I'm going to make you some sort of aide in my new London order. What do you want to do? You can have first dibs on the monkey release program if you want, even though I'm sorely tempted to take charge of that myself.Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-69100977330359482602007-02-20T21:03:00.000+00:002007-02-20T21:03:00.000+00:00You got my vote, Ken is a wankle.Totally agree abo...You got my vote, Ken is a wankle.<BR/><BR/>Totally agree about how it's not really cutting congestion. Things is, the buses are crap and the trains are good but often crap and EXPENSIVE. So how the ffkk are we meant to get around? Congestion charges are workable only if the public transport works well 24/7.skillzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02638588940126542733noreply@blogger.com