tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post154059925498153486..comments2024-01-11T14:35:44.396+00:00Comments on Sparky Malarkey: Fun timeTimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-23014145543160428052007-09-02T07:17:00.000+01:002007-09-02T07:17:00.000+01:00I love the way we're all tarnishing this woman as ...I love the way we're all tarnishing this woman as a desperate slut. Good times!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-21486628860744653862007-09-02T01:35:00.000+01:002007-09-02T01:35:00.000+01:00All of those things totally mean fat. "I'm a bubbl...All of those things totally mean fat. <BR/><BR/>"I'm a bubbly type of girl, like to have a laugh and go places. I'm fed up being single and looking for someone for a relationship that could lead to more. I don't mind meeting people for fun either but I'm getting into my 30s and I need to stop fucking around. Let's be honest - I'm not getting any younger and neither are you. I'm not trying to be mean, but hey, that's nature, right? I've tried everything I could think of to look younger, but hahaha! You should see some of the looks I get walking around with some of those goopy masks, or asking for Virgin's blood at the local health food store. I'll bet you have some stories of your own! Which is why we'd be great together - call me!"Dinahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01656786749947858948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-80168903962796720562007-09-01T22:12:00.000+01:002007-09-01T22:12:00.000+01:00"I'm a bubbly type of girl, like to have a laugh a...<I>"I'm a bubbly type of girl, like to have a laugh and go places. I'm fed up being single and looking for someone for a relationship that could lead to more. I don't mind meeting people for fun either but..."</I> <B>"...I'm so monstrously obese that 'fun' turns out to be that I'm treated as a bouncy castle. I'd like to go somewhere other than a village fete, or school party. Needless to say, I don't need to be rolled back into the sea or put on display at SeaWorld™. I'm a human being! I have feelings and needs - <BR/><BR/>Ooh! Is that cake?!"</B>Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-24873987614554488202007-09-01T22:04:00.000+01:002007-09-01T22:04:00.000+01:00Not that such things concern me, but Skillz is so ...Not that such things concern me, but Skillz is so right..Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-10960602183129637112007-09-01T21:22:00.000+01:002007-09-01T21:22:00.000+01:00So you should be looking out for 'dull and unintel...So you should be looking out for 'dull and unintelligent' ladies?<BR/><BR/>Intriguing theory!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-27847688626914630832007-09-01T18:00:00.000+01:002007-09-01T18:00:00.000+01:00Actually, so does curvy, vivacious, fun-loving, fu...Actually, so does curvy, vivacious, fun-loving, funny, intelligent... I could go on.skillzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02638588940126542733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-49164584519901153702007-09-01T17:59:00.000+01:002007-09-01T17:59:00.000+01:00"I'm a bubbly type of girl, like to have a laugh"B..."I'm a bubbly type of girl, like to have a laugh"<BR/><BR/>Bubbly = fatskillzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02638588940126542733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-72613999941606397122007-08-31T23:44:00.000+01:002007-08-31T23:44:00.000+01:00Whatever works for them. Rawr!Whatever works for them. Rawr!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-89550417338874578932007-08-31T22:38:00.000+01:002007-08-31T22:38:00.000+01:00sock proposals? Or testicular disguises?sock proposals? Or testicular disguises?WillowChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10387823621394526068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-78233971971805177472007-08-31T22:20:00.000+01:002007-08-31T22:20:00.000+01:00So do some teenage boys.So do some teenage boys.Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-42990222749907628962007-08-31T22:07:00.000+01:002007-08-31T22:07:00.000+01:00I just think it's romantic, that's all.I just think it's romantic, that's all.WillowChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10387823621394526068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-41535282576862488392007-08-31T22:06:00.000+01:002007-08-31T22:06:00.000+01:00You're obsessed with the sock.You're obsessed with the sock.Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-137163717401127802007-08-31T21:10:00.000+01:002007-08-31T21:10:00.000+01:00Well it's obvious to me: the sock proposed and lef...Well it's obvious to me: the sock proposed and left him to think about it.WillowChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10387823621394526068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-29208142968934002092007-08-31T08:45:00.000+01:002007-08-31T08:45:00.000+01:00Hey, illness might stop me from doing most things,...Hey, illness might stop me from doing most things, but my dirty mind always fights its way through.iPandahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04231293652963677958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-55219931676475067192007-08-31T08:25:00.000+01:002007-08-31T08:25:00.000+01:00Oh iPandah, how lovely it is to have you back!!!Br...Oh iPandah, how lovely it is to have you back!!!<BR/><BR/>Bravo!!!!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-26655717475436747362007-08-30T22:48:00.000+01:002007-08-30T22:48:00.000+01:00Hmm, I'm lacking in the sort of inspiration that c...Hmm, I'm lacking in the sort of inspiration that clearly comes so easily to IDV, so I thought I might just go for out and out filth.<BR/><BR/>Desperately seeking someone:<BR/><BR/>"....I don't mind meeting people for fun either but I'm probably going to stop offering anal sex on the first date cos it's doesn't seem to be helping me in my quest to meet Mr Right and I've done it so much now that there'd be no point, it'd be like a hotdog up a hallway, no tread left on the tyres and all that. Oh, I also love reading Heat magazine and lightly salted Doritos."<BR/><BR/>I tried to adopt her poor attitude to punctuation but I just couldn't stop myself throwing in the odd , - though I don't suppose it was immediately obvious amongst the disgustingness.<BR/><BR/>iP - Potty mouthiPandahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04231293652963677958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-23574684075216963942007-08-30T21:30:00.000+01:002007-08-30T21:30:00.000+01:00D'ya know, I was thinking I might just apologise f...D'ya know, I was thinking I might just apologise for calling you a deviant AND a pervert, but then I read your answer for Text offender, and by god you deserve it! Filth!!<BR/><BR/>I dread to think what's coming next…!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-20862823992475718052007-08-30T20:51:00.000+01:002007-08-30T20:51:00.000+01:00Pre-text story: You were in Starbucks with a 'frie...<B>Pre-text story</B>: You were in Starbucks with a 'friend', and after spilling your grande misto over his (or her) jeans, you offered your arse for a spanking. After all, you had been a very naughty and clumsy boy!<BR/>After being spanked by hand, then a rolled up Star Trek magazine, followed by your shoe, you both decided that something a bit firmer would be best. Your 'friend' was going to go back to his (or her) Car and bring back a broom handle (that just happened to be in the boot [trunk to those across the pond]) to give that a try, but forgot.<BR/>He (or she) then sent a text: <I>"Bugger. We forgot the broom handle spanking."</I><BR/><BR/>To which you replied: <I>"Ha! I remembered just as I got home! I'll stick with the shoe for the time being."</I><BR/><BR/><BR/>There. How's that? I'll come back to finish the profile in a bit...Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-36304304407454179562007-08-30T20:35:00.000+01:002007-08-30T20:35:00.000+01:00Yay! First!But wait... I'm a deviant and a perve...Yay! First!<BR/><BR/>But wait... I'm a deviant <I>and</I> a pervert? I kind of expected one, so wasn't surprised when I happened to be the link for deviant. But both?!<BR/><BR/>My reputation lies in tatters!<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>OK, I'll get on with the compo now...Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.com