tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post116017155796777344..comments2024-01-11T14:35:44.396+00:00Comments on Sparky Malarkey: Getting my cock out for the first time in two yearsTimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1160261844951645272006-10-07T23:57:00.000+01:002006-10-07T23:57:00.000+01:00Ha ha ha!!! Innuendo is awesome, you innuend as mu...Ha ha ha!!! Innuendo is awesome, you innuend as much as you want!<BR/><BR/>I tried to grow an oak tree from an acorn once. I planted it in a little pot. I even chose where I was going to plant it in the garden.<BR/><BR/>It also got to about six inches high, then died. Mighty oaks 'n all that my bum; crap twigs more like.<BR/><BR/>Maybe six inches is some kind of danger zone for plants!? Call Alan Titchmarsh!!!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1160259696453013632006-10-07T23:21:00.000+01:002006-10-07T23:21:00.000+01:00Time OF The Month? Blech! No. That old mush has...Time OF The Month? Blech! No. That old mush has long gone, thank goodness!<BR/><BR/>I've just re-read my earlier comment and realised that it's more innuendo laden than I intended. Apologies for the confusion, but: Yay me!<BR/><BR/>I tried growing a mango once - it got to about six inches high (no innuendo intended) then died. Selfish thing.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1160256922525253682006-10-07T22:35:00.000+01:002006-10-07T22:35:00.000+01:00Inexplicable Device - you can feel the 64% lady co...Inexplicable Device - you can feel the 64% lady coming on again? Isn't that another way of saying 'time of the month' ... or do you mean something else...? (heh heh!)<BR/><BR/>Badminton is definitely a sport for everyone - it's the only sport I was good at when I was a tubby littl' thang!!<BR/><BR/>Miss T - I read everything in the smuttiest Fonzi voice anyway!! He's in panto in Wimbledon this year... maybe I should go see it... (It was supposed to be The Hoff, but he pulled out because someone gave him a real job).Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1160238859416552392006-10-07T17:34:00.000+01:002006-10-07T17:34:00.000+01:00That's it!! I am flagging this post for er... cock...That's it!! I am flagging this post for er... cock content!<BR/><BR/>So, uh... you're the guy that can bat the cock with two hands eh? Impressive! Please read that in the smuttiest Fonzi voice possible. <BR/><BR/>Oh, and um Dinah, mangoes grow on awesomely huge and pretty trees all over our state, which is pretty subtropical. Kind of like um.... Florida? I think.... but Queensland doesn't have that many retirees.Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1160221105724561952006-10-07T12:38:00.000+01:002006-10-07T12:38:00.000+01:00I think I can feel the 64% Lady coming on again......I think I can feel the 64% Lady coming on again...<BR/><BR/>* fannage *<BR/><BR/>Phew! Thank goodness that's been averted. I'm bored of swooning. And the back of my head's really sore from banging it on various sharp cornered bits of furniture on the way down...<BR/><BR/>I used to whack the old cock around when I was younger too. Badders is about the only sport I could play with any conviction. I can't imagine why?Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1160217182161216332006-10-07T11:33:00.000+01:002006-10-07T11:33:00.000+01:00Skillz - that's pretty much how I play (except wit...Skillz - that's pretty much how I play (except with a net). There's no easier way of scoring a point than to go for a quality head shot, or one to the Gentleman's Assets.<BR/><BR/>Easy points and comedy value in one go.Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1160217028982955832006-10-07T11:30:00.000+01:002006-10-07T11:30:00.000+01:00Dinah - that's OK, they're very fluid phrases, and...Dinah - that's OK, they're very fluid phrases, and I actually quite like "smack it to you bitch." In fact, I might try it myself next time!<BR/><BR/>Dora - you've just provided me with the funniest mental image!! But in this version, the mango-head hitting and the pant-ripping happen all at the same time!! I don't know why Tina's going over the fence moments after you've been whacked by a large fruit!!!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1160216877779242762006-10-07T11:27:00.000+01:002006-10-07T11:27:00.000+01:00I played badminton this summer, but we didn't have...I played badminton this summer, but we didn't have a net so we played a game where we stand 8 metres apart and take turns to hit each other with the cock. It was a lot of fun, but the 'victim' isn't allowed to move so not flinching is hard.skillzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02638588940126542733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1160206767331742052006-10-07T08:39:00.000+01:002006-10-07T08:39:00.000+01:00You have mango trees????"? Mangos grow on trees?You have mango trees????"? <BR/>Mangos grow on trees?Dinahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01656786749947858948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1160193900441052852006-10-07T05:05:00.000+01:002006-10-07T05:05:00.000+01:00Tina and I would play badminton with the kids in t...Tina and I would play badminton with the kids in the street. We were both really ace at it - and so help the arse kicking that the other kids got. <BR/><BR/>Best moments include going to take a big serve and hitting the mango tree and a mango falling onto my head and watching Tina rip her pants trying to climb over the fence to get the lost cock.Devine Dorahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13869319877264946270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1160175501100632602006-10-06T23:58:00.000+01:002006-10-06T23:58:00.000+01:00And it appears that I made that one up based loose...And it appears that I made that one up based loosely on one you actually wrote. <BR/><BR/>Carry on.Dinahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01656786749947858948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1160175453894498822006-10-06T23:57:00.000+01:002006-10-06T23:57:00.000+01:00I haven't played badminton since High School, but ...I haven't played badminton since High School, but I play right handed and serve left handed. Is that weird? <BR/><BR/>Smack it to you Bitch! I don't even know the context or the right way to say that line, and I love it. I'm going to try it out the next chance I get.Dinahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01656786749947858948noreply@blogger.com