tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post115879117918370275..comments2024-01-11T14:35:44.396+00:00Comments on Sparky Malarkey: BusyTimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1158915240296823492006-09-22T09:54:00.000+01:002006-09-22T09:54:00.000+01:00That sounds a very painful way of getting a womanl...That sounds a very painful way of getting a womanly scar!<BR/><BR/>On the other hand... I'd never be a man in a dress - sorted!<BR/><BR/>I was actually asked by a friend's mum once to put on a dress; nothing kinky, she just wanted to hem the bottom or something (around the bottom, not actually the bottom), and I happened to be the right height.<BR/><BR/>I just looked at her blankly and said "um, NO."<BR/><BR/>She never asked again.Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1158875242508565622006-09-21T22:47:00.000+01:002006-09-21T22:47:00.000+01:00Ok, I think you'd have to stand above a subway gra...Ok, I think you'd have to stand above a subway grating and wait for some superheated steam to billow up your dress. Apart from being all "Seven Year Itch" you'd get a very womanly scar. Meaning if you were a man in a dress, you would only have a womanly scar where your tackle used to be, and a woman would be fine because we dress appropriately for those sorts of things...Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1158867909541771232006-09-21T20:45:00.000+01:002006-09-21T20:45:00.000+01:00Dora - You're right! I'm hot-ticketing myself from...Dora - You're right! I'm hot-ticketing myself from this moment forth!!<BR/><BR/>Will - Indeed! I've always been slightly mystified by that lyric. But then, they're millon pop stars and I'm not, so I shouldn't really let it bother me.<BR/><BR/>I'm liking your idea of a womanly scar. I'm visualising it like Monroe circa Kennedy's birthday. I wonder how you'd go about getting a womanly scar...?Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1158839107098368232006-09-21T12:45:00.000+01:002006-09-21T12:45:00.000+01:00Good point about 'her dress'. Maybe that's why the...Good point about 'her dress'. Maybe that's why the protagonist's stomach is sick. Not that there's anything wrong with that kind of thing.<BR/><BR/>Womanly scar: scar shaped like a woman.Willhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04599797330707489860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1158836204952796622006-09-21T11:56:00.000+01:002006-09-21T11:56:00.000+01:00See how much better you feel when you refer to you...See how much better you feel when you refer to yourself as a hot ticket? It's almost as good as poking your scar....Devine Dorahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13869319877264946270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1158835285975276762006-09-21T11:41:00.000+01:002006-09-21T11:41:00.000+01:00That's a very good point! I'm a hot ticket, goddam...That's a very good point! I'm a hot ticket, goddammit!<BR/><BR/>HOT TICKET!!!!<BR/><BR/>Now you've made me look at it again.<BR/><BR/>*Pokes scar*<BR/><BR/>Ouch.<BR/><BR/>*Pokes scar again*<BR/><BR/>Ouch!<BR/><BR/>nxosh: I think I just engaged my warp drive...Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1158834815175745022006-09-21T11:33:00.000+01:002006-09-21T11:33:00.000+01:00People will give you strange looks - but whatever ...People will give you strange looks - but whatever they are just jealous. You should refer to yourself as a hot ticket like I do. <BR/><BR/>I'm glad you stopped touching it. Resist temptation!!!! <BR/><BR/><BR/>zuvdx: a sound effect made by Tim for the amusement of work colleagues (and himself)Devine Dorahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13869319877264946270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1158832306620622502006-09-21T10:51:00.000+01:002006-09-21T10:51:00.000+01:00Ohmygod! Dora is third, fourth, and fifth!! I'm ju...Ohmygod! Dora is third, fourth, and fifth!! <BR/><BR/>I'm just waiting for the opportunity to unleash hot ticket on my work colleagues; sure, they'll be a few odd looks here and there, but no more than when I sit here making Star Trek sound effects. And believe me - I do.<BR/><BR/>I've stopped touching it. <BR/><BR/>For the minute.<BR/><BR/>It's so tempting!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1158831493384728002006-09-21T10:38:00.000+01:002006-09-21T10:38:00.000+01:00The scar that is.The scar that is.Devine Dorahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13869319877264946270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1158831463924313202006-09-21T10:37:00.001+01:002006-09-21T10:37:00.001+01:00Stop touching it.Stop touching it.Devine Dorahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13869319877264946270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1158831423092803202006-09-21T10:37:00.000+01:002006-09-21T10:37:00.000+01:00You hot ticket Tim. I say hot ticket all the time...You hot ticket Tim. I say hot ticket all the time and people always give me strange looks. You know you love it.<BR/><BR/>A womanly scar? ummm...in the shape of a flower or dolphin or some crap like that???Devine Dorahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13869319877264946270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1158831376168504142006-09-21T10:36:00.000+01:002006-09-21T10:36:00.000+01:00Second!Humph.Um, d'ya know, the scar doesn't hurt,...Second!<BR/><BR/>Humph.<BR/><BR/>Um, d'ya know, the scar doesn't hurt, but it sends a shiver down my spine everytime I look at it. Or touch it. I should probably stop looking at it and touching it.<BR/><BR/>Ooo - poke, poke, poke.<BR/><BR/>I look forward to your thoughts on womanly scars!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1158827193286207342006-09-21T09:26:00.000+01:002006-09-21T09:26:00.000+01:00FIRST!Womanly scars... I'll have to go away and th...FIRST!<BR/><BR/>Womanly scars... I'll have to go away and think about that one...Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.com