tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post115706490312122442..comments2024-01-11T14:35:44.396+00:00Comments on Sparky Malarkey: The infamous Starbuck chewing gum incidentTimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1157568875207488872006-09-06T19:54:00.000+01:002006-09-06T19:54:00.000+01:00That could've happened... but remove the handkerch...That could've happened... but remove the handkerchief. He'd just have licked her.<BR/><BR/>Probably.<BR/><BR/>I'll ask him. He does like the Katee!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1157562000367931222006-09-06T18:00:00.000+01:002006-09-06T18:00:00.000+01:00I know this is almost excrutiatingly late, but I h...I know this is almost excrutiatingly late, but I have an excuse: I've been away since Friday (Yes, I know you posted this on Thursday - I'm slack as well!). I wasn't going to comment until your most recent post, but I couldn't help but think the 'incident' was going to end like this:<BR/><BR/>Marcosy had been affronted by Katee chomping away while talking & signing, so put his hand out for her to spit her gum out onto, while telling her that "nice girls don't chew with their mouths open. Spit it out. Now." then spitting on a handkerchief(sp?) and wiping it across her chops.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1157201747320840632006-09-02T13:55:00.000+01:002006-09-02T13:55:00.000+01:00Miss Haversham - That's right, and do you know why...Miss Haversham - That's right, and do you know why? Because Aliens are WAAAAAY cooler than Predators. Way cooler. It's mainly because of the snappy second mouth. The acid blood is quite cool as well, though.<BR/><BR/>Dora - Yes, Marcosy would definitely have put it in his mouth. Definitely. He might've then moulded it into a tiny Katee, and named it as well. Then he would've chewed it a bit more.<BR/><BR/>I just bought some Mars bars!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1157191982614213652006-09-02T11:13:00.000+01:002006-09-02T11:13:00.000+01:00...by glove slapping the predator down because tha......by glove slapping the predator down because that sort of thing is not appropriate or called for at work, rest or play*<BR/><BR/>He should have got the gum and I was thinking would he dare put it in his own mouth??? Obviously the answer is yes if given the chance. Cool.<BR/><BR/>*I have just eaten a Mars bar and can't stop thinking about the mars jingleDevine Dorahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13869319877264946270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1157189702134070062006-09-02T10:35:00.000+01:002006-09-02T10:35:00.000+01:00Yes, but as well all know, Alien wins in the end.....Yes, but as well all know, Alien wins in the end....Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1157153930466019982006-09-02T00:38:00.000+01:002006-09-02T00:38:00.000+01:00Yes Marcosy - you need to regale us with the Farra...Yes Marcosy - you need to regale us with the Farrah Fawcett story.<BR/><BR/>Do it.<BR/><BR/>DO IT.<BR/><BR/>(By Predators, do you mean the ones with laser sights and cloaking technology that bother Arnie?)Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1157152757281671952006-09-02T00:19:00.000+01:002006-09-02T00:19:00.000+01:00Marcosy, you need to publish the Farraf Fawcett st...Marcosy, you need to publish the Farraf Fawcett story was a comment. Please! You public needs you. <BR/><BR/>I don't think I'd like to go boobless for a day. They come in such handy as a camoflague when deflecting the attention of predators. I'd spend the whole day looking for them.Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1157140963229894072006-09-01T21:02:00.000+01:002006-09-01T21:02:00.000+01:00Miss Haversham - Marcosy is both A and B. Well, he...Miss Haversham - Marcosy is both A and B. Well, he would be if I didn't come first on both counts. I am, as you might say, FIRST!!!!!<BR/><BR/>Boobs for a day... Hmmm... interesting question... There's definitely a blog post in there somewhere. Two words immediately come to mind: 'jiggle' and 'mini-trampoline'. Does 'mini-trampoline' count as one word? I don't know...<BR/><BR/>Oh, and I hope my boobs would be perky and perfect, not the sort of ones you need to pitch over your shoulder before leaving the house.<BR/><BR/>Dinah - in answer to your awesome question, you'd be boobless, which is quite an awesome word. <BR/><BR/>Let's all say it together:<BR/><BR/>BOOBLESS!<BR/><BR/>Again!<BR/><BR/>BOOBLESS!!<BR/><BR/>And if that didn't make anyone smile, you're inhuman and beyond salvation.<BR/><BR/>Oh, and I wish Marcosy had gotten the gum too. By the way, we should all encourage him to post his Farah Fawcett story as a comment too; that's beyond awesome...Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1157132360159774362006-09-01T18:39:00.000+01:002006-09-01T18:39:00.000+01:00And a related question: what would you do if, norm...And a related question: what would you do if, normally having boobs, you found yourself without boobs for one day? Boobs!<BR/><BR/>That's awesome, with the gum. I was pulling for him to get it!Dinahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01656786749947858948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1157117947949044972006-09-01T14:39:00.000+01:002006-09-01T14:39:00.000+01:00Holy shit. Marcosy sounds like either:A) The coole...Holy shit. Marcosy sounds like either:<BR/><BR/>A) The coolest dude ever<BR/>or <BR/>B) The funniest dude ever<BR/><BR/>Who would ask for someone's gum? Seriously? I would have peed myself with laughter if I was there. <BR/><BR/>Oh, and Tim, I am pretty sure that boobies existed <I>before</I> Carrie Fischer ever wore the metal bikini. We were just very good at keeping them under wraps. Then Princess Uptight gets all slutty with it, and things change. Now everyone needs to have a metal bikini and knee high leather boots in the closet. <BR/><BR/>This begs the question: What would you do if you had boobs for a day*? They really can be quite handy. <BR/><BR/>*I'm sensing a lot of showering and uneccesary lathering.Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1157115683080274782006-09-01T14:01:00.000+01:002006-09-01T14:01:00.000+01:00Dora - I just checked in with Marcosy, and he said...Dora - I just checked in with Marcosy, and he said:<BR/><BR/>I was going to try and clone her using her DNA spit so I would have had my very own Starbuck with boobies or I would have put it in my mouth and started chewing and that’s practically the same as French kissing her.<BR/><BR/>I hope that clarifies the situation!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1157114257804491422006-09-01T13:37:00.000+01:002006-09-01T13:37:00.000+01:00Lucky indeed. Just a thought: What was he going t...Lucky indeed. <BR/><BR/>Just a thought: What was he going to do with the gum? I mean, had he thought about if she did give it to him, what would he have done with it and where was he going to put it? Perhaps it turned out for the best that he didn't get a result.Devine Dorahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13869319877264946270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1157109159855677152006-09-01T12:12:00.000+01:002006-09-01T12:12:00.000+01:00Sorry Dora, I wasn't ignoring you - your comment j...Sorry Dora, I wasn't ignoring you - your comment just popped up as I clicked publish. Lucky I didn't write SECOND! I'd've looked like a complete twonk.<BR/><BR/>Um, Katee looks mega-mega hard. I thought she was going to roundhouse him or shoot him or something. Or spit on him, but quite frankly he would've gotten the gum then, so that would've been a RESULT.Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1157109006015868992006-09-01T12:10:00.000+01:002006-09-01T12:10:00.000+01:00Yeah, that's her! Katee Sackoff! And funnily enoug...Yeah, that's her! Katee Sackoff! <BR/><BR/>And funnily enough I'm drinking a Starbucks now!<BR/><BR/>As for the boobs thing, well you should be blaming Carrie Fisher. That metal bikini in Return of the Jedi has a lot to answer for...Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1157108901776735992006-09-01T12:08:00.000+01:002006-09-01T12:08:00.000+01:00Ummm, I think it was pretty stupid to ask about he...Ummm, I think it was pretty stupid to ask about her gum. I actually thought the story was going to end with him having the chewing gum on the picture.<BR/><BR/>He's lucky he didn't get glove slapped for that!Devine Dorahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13869319877264946270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24004556.post-1157104934222795212006-09-01T11:02:00.000+01:002006-09-01T11:02:00.000+01:00First!Oh, my. What is it with dudes at conventions...First!<BR/><BR/>Oh, my. What is it with dudes at conventions and the fascination with the boobs? Dora and I could share a few things about the last fan thingy we went too...<BR/><BR/>Are you talking about the blonde girl in the new Battlestar Galactica? The one that had short hair and then it got really long?Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.com